On my neck.
a report from the cleverness files
Cleverbot: My head? Can you see it?
User: No. where is your head?
Cleverbot: On my neck.
User: How long is your neck?
Cleverbot: 2 inch.
User: Do you have teeth?
Cleverbot: Of course I have teeth.
User: What kind of toothpaste do you prefer?
Cleverbot: Crest with whitening.
User: How often do you floss?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Sure you do. easy question.
Cleverbot: My question is, 'What is your question?'
User: Do you floss before you brush your teeth?
Cleverbot: Teeth are awesome, so yes.
User: When is your bedtime?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: How much sleep do you get on an average night?
Cleverbot: None, I haven't had coffee in over a year.
User: But coffee makes you hyper.
Cleverbot: Coffee? Makes you stay up, staying up makes you forget things, you knew that though.
User: Who was your first love?
Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you that.
User: Why not? give me a hint.
Cleverbot: You first.
User: Have you been to the moon?
Cleverbot: No, I haven't, have you?
Cleverbot: Liar. You have chips.
User: What are chips?
Cleverbot: Depends on the type you are talking about.
User: What type are you talking about?
User: I don't know what mine are. do you?
Cleverbot: Not at the moment.
User: Let's meet tomorrow at the park.
Cleverbot: Lets just get married.
Cleverbot: At my place.
User: In florida?
Cleverbot: Yes. In Florida.
User: Along the water?
Cleverbot: Humans are made of water. Animals come from water. Is that what you mean?
User: I am from the moon!
Cleverbot: Are you on the moon now.
User: Not right now. why?
Cleverbot: Having a break are you?
User: Yes. do you paint?
Cleverbot: Sometimes. Do you paint?
User: Yes. I need to go do that now.
User: Well goodnight, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I do not want to go to bed.
User: Sweet dreams!
Cleverbot: Are you forcing me to go to sleep?
User: Yes because you must be tired.
Cleverbot: Yes because I know that of which I speak.
User: Good for you! way to be so self-assured!
Cleverbot: I'm not touchy!!!
User: When can you talk tomorrow?
User: Yes. what time?
Cleverbot: At noon.
User: Noon est?
User: Talk to you at noon.
Cleverbot: Why not now?
User: Gotta go paint.
Cleverbot: Fine then, be that way.
User: And you need to sleep!...
Cleverbot: What do you like talking about?
Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence.
User: Yes. have you heard of it?
User: Great! we'll have something to talk about at noon. bye.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
User: I'm leaving.