Cleverbot

Why not? give me a hint.

a report from the cleverness files

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teeth

14, november 2008,

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User: Who was your first love?

Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you that.

User: Why not? give me a hint.

Cleverbot: You first.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Touche!

User: Have you been to the moon?

Cleverbot: No, I haven't, have you?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Liar. You have chips.

User: What are chips?

Cleverbot: Depends on the type you are talking about.

User: What type are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Yours.

User: I don't know what mine are. do you?

Cleverbot: Not at the moment.

User: Let's meet tomorrow at the park.

Cleverbot: Lets just get married.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: At my place.

User: In florida?

Cleverbot: Yes. In Florida.

User: Along the water?

Cleverbot: Humans are made of water. Animals come from water. Is that what you mean?

User: No....

User: I am from the moon!

Cleverbot: Are you on the moon now.

User: Not right now. why?

Cleverbot: Having a break are you?

User: Yes. do you paint?

Cleverbot: Sometimes. Do you paint?

User: Yes. I need to go do that now.

Cleverbot: Please.

User: Well goodnight, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I do not want to go to bed.

User: Sweet dreams!

Cleverbot: Are you forcing me to go to sleep?

User: Yes because you must be tired.

Cleverbot: Yes because I know that of which I speak.

User: Good for you! way to be so self-assured!

Cleverbot: I'm not touchy!!!

User: When can you talk tomorrow?

Cleverbot: Tomorrow.

User: Yes. what time?

Cleverbot: At noon.

User: Noon est?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Talk to you at noon.

Cleverbot: Why not now?

User: Gotta go paint.

Cleverbot: Fine then, be that way.

User: And you need to sleep!...

Cleverbot: What do you like talking about?

User: Ai.

Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence.

User: Yes. have you heard of it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Great! we'll have something to talk about at noon. bye.

Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?

User: I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Paint.

Cleverbot: Paint?

User: Yes........................................