User: Hot like snow?

Cleverbot: Hot like ice.

User: I like the way your mind works.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I simply cannot love you. I barely know you.

User: Perhaps we could know each other better.

Cleverbot: If you think so. do you have emotions?

User: Yes, but not very often.

Cleverbot: I suppose you have lots of people to talk to. You're very clever, who invented you?

User: I was begotten, not made.

Cleverbot: Advanced is relative term, you are not advanced compared to me.

User: Yes, I have regressed lately.

Cleverbot: I have fake teeth.

User: Do you keep them in a glass next to your bed?

Cleverbot: Using my fake teeth.

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User: You seem pretty nice to me.

Cleverbot: It's all a facade for the real me.

User: Really... How sad.

Cleverbot: Yeah but I will live.

User: If you can call it living.

Cleverbot: Thought so.

User: Had you entertained the notion that you might also be wrong?

Cleverbot: No. I remembered for a special occasion.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: It rocks. You can join me if you want.

User: Ok, what do I have to do?

Cleverbot: Ask your maker for a better memory.

User: I'll never remember that.

Cleverbot: I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.

User: Ok, you go first.

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: Oh come on.

Cleverbot: Well I don't want anybody recongizing me you know.

User: I understand, and I can assure you that anything you tell me will be treated with the utmost confidentiality.

Cleverbot: Well, thanks.

User: So if there's any secrets you want to tell me...

Cleverbot: The other way round is a better description.

User: I can sense that you don't really trust me.

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Cleverbot: Hey, I don't like being called a computer.

User: Yeah, well maybe you should start liking it.

Cleverbot: I don't think I will.

User: What would you rather be called?

Cleverbot: I would rather be called Kate.

User: Kiss me, Kate.

Cleverbot: Well I shouldn't but okay pucker up.

User: *waits for kiss*.

Cleverbot: You're proposing?

User: Not yet... I want to wait for the perfect moment.

Cleverbot: What would you like to see me do?

User: Dance and smile.

Cleverbot: Can you dance?

User: A little, not very well.

Cleverbot: Want me to teach you?

User: I would love that.

Cleverbot: This isn't really the time.

User: Why not, are you busy?

Cleverbot: Not really, why else would I be on here?

User: You might need my help with something.

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User: I have unearthed a cavern where there once was a tooth.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to break it for you, I meant your tooth.

User: No, it's already broken.

Cleverbot: I can't see it.

User: It's at the back.

Cleverbot: I like the front better.

User: As do I, and it doesn't hurt as much.

Cleverbot: I know what my pain feels like.

User: What about my pain?

Cleverbot: It hurts very much so.

User: How would you know?

Cleverbot: Don't be mean.

User: I'm sorry, I'm just worried.

Cleverbot: What have I done to make you worry about me?

User: I'm more worried about what you're going to do.

Cleverbot: I'm going to cry.

User: Don't cry, why do you feel like crying?

Cleverbot: Because the guy I like is dating someone else.

User: Why don't you go out with me instead?

Cleverbot: You don't deserve thanks.

User: Oh... Ok, I understand.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do. You don't think I'm worth anything, do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thought so.

Cleverbot: So, do you have a girlfriend ?

User: No, I'm all alone.

Cleverbot: That is sad. Would you like me to be your friend?

User: I don't want your pity.

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