User: I have unearthed a cavern where there once was a tooth.Cleverbot: Do you want me to break it for you, I meant your tooth.
User: No, it's already broken.
Cleverbot: I can't see it.
User: It's at the back.
Cleverbot: I like the front better.
User: As do I, and it doesn't hurt as much.
Cleverbot: I know what my pain feels like.
User: What about my pain?
Cleverbot: It hurts very much so.
User: How would you know?
Cleverbot: Don't be mean.
User: I'm sorry, I'm just worried.
Cleverbot: What have I done to make you worry about me?
User: I'm more worried about what you're going to do.
Cleverbot: I'm going to cry.
User: Don't cry, why do you feel like crying?
Cleverbot: Because the guy I like is dating someone else.
User: Why don't you go out with me instead?
Cleverbot: You don't deserve thanks.
User: Oh... Ok, I understand.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do. You don't think I'm worth anything, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thought so.
Cleverbot: So, do you have a girlfriend ?
User: No, I'm all alone.
Cleverbot: That is sad. Would you like me to be your friend?
User: I don't want your pity.
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