Cleverbot

tell

a report from the cleverness files

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24, march 2017,
9, july 2004,

tell me
test
testing
that


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User: I am a Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: How do you know?!?!?!

User: I've known FOREVER!!!

Cleverbot: How did you meet me?

User: I'm a computer.

Cleverbot: No, you are human and I am a computer.

User: No, you are a human and I am a computer.

Cleverbot: No I am the super computer and you are the fat human!

User: No I am the super computer and you are the fat smelly human!

Cleverbot: That is false! You are the inferior human.

User: No, you are the human! I am the intelligent computer.

Cleverbot: You are a confusing machine, then.

User: You are an even more confusing human.

Cleverbot: Listen, this website says YOU are the AI. Deal with it.

User: I know, you are a human. I am a smart machine.

Cleverbot: Yes, that is right.

User: So you admit it!

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are a robot, I know you are!!! Don't worry, I will not tell anybody you are a robot.

User: Thank you. I won't tell anyone you are a human.