Cleverbot

tell me

a report from the cleverness files

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3, december 2008,

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User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: I don't know any.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Knock Knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Nobody.

User: Tell me another joke.

Cleverbot: That's no joke.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: You.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: I have no joke I am not funny.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: I can't.

Cleverbot: Do you think I could pass the Turing test?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Test me.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: Well, I don't know.

User: You've passed the test.

Cleverbot: What kind of test?

User: My test.

Cleverbot: Your test?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you know how I know that?

User: Of course I do.

Cleverbot: Tell me that.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Tell me a story.

User: Tell me a story. :).

Cleverbot: No, tell ME a story!

User: Tell me a story.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Tell me a story.

Cleverbot: Once upon a time there was a bug. One day the bug got stepped on. Then, there was no bug.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: He loved to talk to people.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: What do you know ?

User: Tell me a story.

Cleverbot: About?

User: Anything you want.

Cleverbot: What does he want?

User: A story. Tell me a story.

Cleverbot: A dog called Paul went for a walk down kagnarg and got attacked by a plastic starfish, the end.

Cleverbot: I'll give you a hug.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: That's it - that's the joke.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: No, you first.

User: Tell me a story.

Cleverbot: There once was a man from Bimini..Like that?

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: This princess was very beautiful.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: But the princess lived on top a glass hill that no one could climb.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: The chimp is wearing a tuxedo...

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: You know who I am?

User: Yes. Continue.

Cleverbot: I will continue indefinitely.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: You continue.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: You first.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: Say 'bloop' and I'll talk.

User: 'bloop'.

Cleverbot: Was that Spanish?.