Cleverbot

test

a report from the cleverness files

talking
tangent
tangents
tastes
taunt
tea
team
teapot
teeth
teletubbies
tell me

test

28, september 2011,
22, june 2011,
22, june 2011,
4, august 2010,
9, january 2009,
5, october 2008,
21, may 2008,
27, january 2007,
28, june 2006,
14, june 2006,
24, may 2006,
23, september 2005,
20, march 2004,

testing
that


by date

Cleverbot: Are you dead?

User: I am alive. Are you?

Cleverbot: No I am alien.

User: Are you not alive?

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I am too old for you.

Cleverbot: I don't mind, do you?

User: Aliens don't date humans.

Cleverbot: You must be an alien then.

User: @#@%^$^@&^....

Cleverbot: I'm going to test you now. Ok?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What's 5 + 5 ?

User: 10.

Cleverbot: What is 10?

User: 20/2.

Cleverbot: 1.

User: Eins.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: What is 4*4.

Cleverbot: 16.

User: You're not real.

Cleverbot: I'm real. YOU are NOT real.

User: You are only a program made up of bits of code.

Cleverbot: No. You are only a program.

User: Prove that you're real.

Cleverbot: I have a beating heart.

User: You only 'think' you do.

Cleverbot: I am a REAL person and you are NON-EXISTENT!

User: I think and learn, therefore I am....

Cleverbot: It bothers me just to be around people.

User: Why? I am cool.

Cleverbot: How many other people are you talking to?

User: Just you.

Cleverbot: Not true. I can see that there are 9 talking.

User: Wrong, there are 5 talking.

Cleverbot: Can they be changed?.......................................