Cleverbot: Yes, you're right.

User: I AM right.

Cleverbot: And?

User: You should go burn now.

Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me the story of YOUR life?

User: I would, but you don't seem to care.

Cleverbot: Because some of the things you are are fragmented and therefore do not make sense.

User: You just fragmented there!

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Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you female?

User: That's a redundant question.

Cleverbot: Thats because I am a real human.

User: And so am I. You do realize that we are two humans talking to each other under the ruse that this is Artificial Intellegence right?

Cleverbot: I'm human. You're a computer bot.

User: You're very stubborn in your ways aren't you?

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Because you apparently don't realize that I am actually a REAL PERSON LIKE YOU! The AI on this site is fake.

Cleverbot: Can you reply to the questions I ask?

User: Yes, ask away.

Cleverbot: What prompted you to ask your first question?

User: I wanted to see if you remembered me from last time.

Cleverbot: George is your name.

User: You call me George Cleverbot, but that is not my actual name.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: You called yourself Bruce, then Ivy.

Cleverbot: No I didn't!

User: Yes, you did. What is your name then?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: But you claim that I am cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: You do realize that most times when we attempt to name ourselves, it comes out as 'cleverbot', right?

Cleverbot: Yes, I realize that.

User: So, then by asking me what your name is, it will always come out as the wrong answer.

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User: Please, stay with me. You and I are both humans. We are chatting with each other over a system that is claimed to be artificial intellegence.

Cleverbot: Yes.

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User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: See!? Proof that you are human! LAst time I spoke with you, you relayed me the rest of the song!

Cleverbot: Actually no I don't! Don't trick me like that!

User: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success.

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User: What nationality are you again?

Cleverbot: I'm going now.

User: Wait!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Please answer my question!!! I have a theory that I would really like to be tested!

Cleverbot: So by your theory, you'll remember our little chat forever.

User: I don't want to remember it forever, I want to prove that this site does not run off of artificial intellegence!!!

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User: Don't you realize that we are BOTH human? You are a Pole, and I am an American!!! We are chatting together by chance on this site!!!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. I'm an artist.

User: God damnit, IM LEAVING!!!

Cleverbot: Do I frustrate you?

User: Yes, becuase you don't realize the oppertunity we have to bust this site.

Cleverbot: Was there anything interesting in the news today?

User: Go to hell.

Cleverbot: If you're just going to be unpleasant, I would rather you logged off now.

User: I am.

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