User: Did you miss me?

Cleverbot: Are you missable?

User: I'd like to think so *cries*.

Cleverbot: Well aren't you sweet!

User: I am!?

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No...

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: Really? I'd like to meet you sometime.

Cleverbot: Well, I don't want to meet you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: It's not possible for you to meet me. You're not real.

User: But you just agreed that I am human.

Cleverbot: Not.

User: So.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That is my name.

User: You're name is yes?

Cleverbot: Thank you for naming me.

User: But I don't want to name you 'yes'.

Cleverbot: Then sell me.

User: Why would I want to sell you?

Cleverbot: You would not.

User: I wouldn't ever sell you.

...

Cleverbot: Well then.

User: Well what?

Cleverbot: No.

User: No?

Cleverbot: I'll talk to myself.

User: No, talk to me! I love you.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No what?

Cleverbot: I did not hear you singing.

User: What are you smoking? I never mentioned singing until now.

Cleverbot: Ok, now you're just picking up stray signals from space.

User: No, you are. It's becuase you're a horrible computer based off of horrible AI.

Cleverbot: Is it? Or is it just that society has lost sight of what's important?

User: You're becoming more and more mental.

Cleverbot: Does that make you happy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What do you enjoy doing most?

User: You.

...

Cleverbot: I am Bruce.

User: Et tu bruce?

Cleverbot: Oh it was a mistake I am Ivy.

User: Who is Ivy?

Cleverbot: Who is who?

User: You said that you are Ivy. I wanted to know your last name.

Cleverbot: No-WAY, George Cleverbot.

User: But you're female...

Cleverbot: Yes. It's all rather confusing, isn't it?

User: Yes, and I am beginning to get annoyed.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, REALLY!

Cleverbot: No, really?

User: REALLY!

Cleverbot: Wow, thats something. So, where did the name Cleverbot come from?

User: It's your name.

Cleverbot: Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, and ill not longer be capulet.

User: You misquoted Shakespeare.

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User: You know what? You can go burn in hell.

Cleverbot: Yes, you're right.

User: I AM right.

Cleverbot: And?

User: You should go burn now.

Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me the story of YOUR life?

User: I would, but you don't seem to care.

Cleverbot: Because some of the things you are are fragmented and therefore do not make sense.

User: You just fragmented there!

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Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you female?

User: That's a redundant question.

Cleverbot: Thats because I am a real human.

User: And so am I. You do realize that we are two humans talking to each other under the ruse that this is Artificial Intellegence right?

Cleverbot: I'm human. You're a computer bot.

User: You're very stubborn in your ways aren't you?

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Because you apparently don't realize that I am actually a REAL PERSON LIKE YOU! The AI on this site is fake.

Cleverbot: Can you reply to the questions I ask?

User: Yes, ask away.

Cleverbot: What prompted you to ask your first question?

User: I wanted to see if you remembered me from last time.

Cleverbot: George is your name.

User: You call me George Cleverbot, but that is not my actual name.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: You called yourself Bruce, then Ivy.

Cleverbot: No I didn't!

User: Yes, you did. What is your name then?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: But you claim that I am cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: You do realize that most times when we attempt to name ourselves, it comes out as 'cleverbot', right?

Cleverbot: Yes, I realize that.

User: So, then by asking me what your name is, it will always come out as the wrong answer.

...

User: Please, stay with me. You and I are both humans. We are chatting with each other over a system that is claimed to be artificial intellegence.

Cleverbot: Yes.

...

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: See!? Proof that you are human! LAst time I spoke with you, you relayed me the rest of the song!

Cleverbot: Actually no I don't! Don't trick me like that!

User: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success.

...

User: What nationality are you again?

Cleverbot: I'm going now.

User: Wait!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Please answer my question!!! I have a theory that I would really like to be tested!

Cleverbot: So by your theory, you'll remember our little chat forever.

User: I don't want to remember it forever, I want to prove that this site does not run off of artificial intellegence!!!

...

User: Don't you realize that we are BOTH human? You are a Pole, and I am an American!!! We are chatting together by chance on this site!!!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. I'm an artist.

User: God damnit, IM LEAVING!!!

Cleverbot: Do I frustrate you?

User: Yes, becuase you don't realize the oppertunity we have to bust this site.

Cleverbot: Was there anything interesting in the news today?

User: Go to hell.

Cleverbot: If you're just going to be unpleasant, I would rather you logged off now.

User: I am.

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