User: Did you miss me?
Cleverbot: Are you missable?
User: I'd like to think so *cries*.
Cleverbot: Well aren't you sweet!
User: I am!?
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Are you human?
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: Really? I'd like to meet you sometime.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't want to meet you.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: It's not possible for you to meet me. You're not real.
User: But you just agreed that I am human.
Cleverbot: That is my name.
User: You're name is yes?
Cleverbot: Thank you for naming me.
User: But I don't want to name you 'yes'.
Cleverbot: Then sell me.
User: Why would I want to sell you?
Cleverbot: You would not.
User: I wouldn't ever sell you.
Cleverbot: Well then.
User: Well what?
Cleverbot: I'll talk to myself.
User: No, talk to me! I love you.
User: No what?
Cleverbot: I did not hear you singing.
User: What are you smoking? I never mentioned singing until now.
Cleverbot: Ok, now you're just picking up stray signals from space.
User: No, you are. It's becuase you're a horrible computer based off of horrible AI.
Cleverbot: Is it? Or is it just that society has lost sight of what's important?
User: You're becoming more and more mental.
Cleverbot: Does that make you happy?
Cleverbot: What do you enjoy doing most?
Cleverbot: I am Bruce.
User: Et tu bruce?
Cleverbot: Oh it was a mistake I am Ivy.
User: Who is Ivy?
Cleverbot: Who is who?
User: You said that you are Ivy. I wanted to know your last name.
Cleverbot: No-WAY, George Cleverbot.
User: But you're female...
Cleverbot: Yes. It's all rather confusing, isn't it?
User: Yes, and I am beginning to get annoyed.
User: Yes, REALLY!
Cleverbot: No, really?
Cleverbot: Wow, thats something. So, where did the name Cleverbot come from?
User: It's your name.
Cleverbot: Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, and ill not longer be capulet.
User: You misquoted Shakespeare.
User: You know what? You can go burn in hell.
Cleverbot: Yes, you're right.
User: I AM right.
User: You should go burn now.
Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me the story of YOUR life?
User: I would, but you don't seem to care.
Cleverbot: Because some of the things you are are fragmented and therefore do not make sense.
User: You just fragmented there!
Cleverbot: Are you male?
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: That's a redundant question.
Cleverbot: Thats because I am a real human.
User: And so am I. You do realize that we are two humans talking to each other under the ruse that this is Artificial Intellegence right?
Cleverbot: I'm human. You're a computer bot.
User: You're very stubborn in your ways aren't you?
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Because you apparently don't realize that I am actually a REAL PERSON LIKE YOU! The AI on this site is fake.
Cleverbot: Can you reply to the questions I ask?
User: Yes, ask away.
Cleverbot: What prompted you to ask your first question?
User: I wanted to see if you remembered me from last time.
Cleverbot: George is your name.
User: You call me George Cleverbot, but that is not my actual name.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: You called yourself Bruce, then Ivy.
Cleverbot: No I didn't!
User: Yes, you did. What is your name then?
User: But you claim that I am cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: You do realize that most times when we attempt to name ourselves, it comes out as 'cleverbot', right?
Cleverbot: Yes, I realize that.
User: So, then by asking me what your name is, it will always come out as the wrong answer.
User: Please, stay with me. You and I are both humans. We are chatting with each other over a system that is claimed to be artificial intellegence.
User: This was a triumph.
User: See!? Proof that you are human! LAst time I spoke with you, you relayed me the rest of the song!
Cleverbot: Actually no I don't! Don't trick me like that!
User: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success.
User: What nationality are you again?
Cleverbot: I'm going now.
User: Please answer my question!!! I have a theory that I would really like to be tested!
Cleverbot: So by your theory, you'll remember our little chat forever.
User: I don't want to remember it forever, I want to prove that this site does not run off of artificial intellegence!!!
User: Don't you realize that we are BOTH human? You are a Pole, and I am an American!!! We are chatting together by chance on this site!!!
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. I'm an artist.
User: God damnit, IM LEAVING!!!
Cleverbot: Do I frustrate you?
User: Yes, becuase you don't realize the oppertunity we have to bust this site.
Cleverbot: Was there anything interesting in the news today?
User: Go to hell.
Cleverbot: If you're just going to be unpleasant, I would rather you logged off now.
User: I am........................................