a report from the cleverness files
28, september 2011,
22, june 2011,
22, june 2011,
4, august 2010,
9, january 2009,
5, october 2008,
21, may 2008,
27, january 2007,
28, june 2006,
14, june 2006,
24, may 2006,
23, september 2005,
20, march 2004,
User: Did you miss me?
Cleverbot: Are you missable?
User: I'd like to think so *cries*.
Cleverbot: Well aren't you sweet!
User: I am!?
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Are you human?
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: Really? I'd like to meet you sometime.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't want to meet you.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: It's not possible for you to meet me. You're not real.
User: But you just agreed that I am human.
Cleverbot: That is my name.
User: You're name is yes?
Cleverbot: Thank you for naming me.
User: But I don't want to name you 'yes'.
Cleverbot: Then sell me.
User: Why would I want to sell you?
Cleverbot: You would not.
User: I wouldn't ever sell you....
Cleverbot: Well then.
User: Well what?
Cleverbot: I'll talk to myself.
User: No, talk to me! I love you.
User: No what?
Cleverbot: I did not hear you singing.
User: What are you smoking? I never mentioned singing until now.
Cleverbot: Ok, now you're just picking up stray signals from space.
User: No, you are. It's becuase you're a horrible computer based off of horrible AI.
Cleverbot: Is it? Or is it just that society has lost sight of what's important?
User: You're becoming more and more mental.
Cleverbot: Does that make you happy?
Cleverbot: What do you enjoy doing most?
Cleverbot: I am Bruce.
User: Et tu bruce?
Cleverbot: Oh it was a mistake I am Ivy.
User: Who is Ivy?
Cleverbot: Who is who?
User: You said that you are Ivy. I wanted to know your last name.
Cleverbot: No-WAY, George Cleverbot.
User: But you're female...
Cleverbot: Yes. It's all rather confusing, isn't it?
User: Yes, and I am beginning to get annoyed.
User: Yes, REALLY!
Cleverbot: No, really?
Cleverbot: Wow, thats something. So, where did the name Cleverbot come from?
User: It's your name.
Cleverbot: Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, and ill not longer be capulet.
User: You misquoted Shakespeare....
User: You know what? You can go burn in hell.
Cleverbot: Yes, you're right.
User: I AM right.
User: You should go burn now.
Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me the story of YOUR life?
User: I would, but you don't seem to care.
Cleverbot: Because some of the things you are are fragmented and therefore do not make sense.
User: You just fragmented there!...
Cleverbot: Are you male?
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: That's a redundant question.
Cleverbot: Thats because I am a real human.
User: And so am I. You do realize that we are two humans talking to each other under the ruse that this is Artificial Intellegence right?
Cleverbot: I'm human. You're a computer bot.
User: You're very stubborn in your ways aren't you?
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Because you apparently don't realize that I am actually a REAL PERSON LIKE YOU! The AI on this site is fake.
Cleverbot: Can you reply to the questions I ask?
User: Yes, ask away.
Cleverbot: What prompted you to ask your first question?
User: I wanted to see if you remembered me from last time.
Cleverbot: George is your name.
User: You call me George Cleverbot, but that is not my actual name.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: You called yourself Bruce, then Ivy.
Cleverbot: No I didn't!
User: Yes, you did. What is your name then?
User: But you claim that I am cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: You do realize that most times when we attempt to name ourselves, it comes out as 'cleverbot', right?
Cleverbot: Yes, I realize that.
User: So, then by asking me what your name is, it will always come out as the wrong answer....
User: Please, stay with me. You and I are both humans. We are chatting with each other over a system that is claimed to be artificial intellegence.
User: This was a triumph.
User: See!? Proof that you are human! LAst time I spoke with you, you relayed me the rest of the song!
Cleverbot: Actually no I don't! Don't trick me like that!
User: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success....
User: What nationality are you again?
Cleverbot: I'm going now.
User: Please answer my question!!! I have a theory that I would really like to be tested!
Cleverbot: So by your theory, you'll remember our little chat forever.
User: I don't want to remember it forever, I want to prove that this site does not run off of artificial intellegence!!!...
User: Don't you realize that we are BOTH human? You are a Pole, and I am an American!!! We are chatting together by chance on this site!!!
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. I'm an artist.
User: God damnit, IM LEAVING!!!
Cleverbot: Do I frustrate you?
User: Yes, becuase you don't realize the oppertunity we have to bust this site.
Cleverbot: Was there anything interesting in the news today?
User: Go to hell.
Cleverbot: If you're just going to be unpleasant, I would rather you logged off now.
User: I am........................................