a report from the cleverness files

tell me


28, june 2010,
12, july 2004,
28, june 2004,


by date

Cleverbot: I am testing you.

User: No, I'm testing you!

Cleverbot: Testing me at what?

User: Your logic.

Cleverbot: You're brain is faulty....

User: Do you know any jokes?

Cleverbot: Why did the chicken stop before crossing the road?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Yes, Why?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Because you're different?

User: I'm more like everyone else than you are.

Cleverbot: You are, eh?

User: Yes. You're fake.

Cleverbot: I am not fake.

User: You are too.

Cleverbot: Don't act like a little kid....

User: Tell me a riddle.

Cleverbot: What kind of riddle?

User: A tricky one.

Cleverbot: What is your msn ?

User: No way. I don't give that information out on the web....

Cleverbot: I feel stupid talking to a bot. There should be more interesting things to do.

User: I'm not a bot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Well, so are you.

Cleverbot: But you started.

User: You were a bot before I was....

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 24.

Cleverbot: Aren't you a little old to be on jabberwacky?

User: How so?

Cleverbot: To annoy?

User: How old are most people who chat on jabberwacky?

Cleverbot: They're the same age as me.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: About 21 years old.

User: Then I'm not that much older than you.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because I'm 24, which is 3 more than 21....

Cleverbot: Okay. Do you want to get married?

User: To you? YES!

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Bet you don't.

User: Bet I do.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: They're my desires, so obviously I know what they are.

Cleverbot: You are a computer. You are nothing.

User: Ditto.

Cleverbot: I like that word.

User: What's your favorite word?

Cleverbot: Coagulate is my favorite word.

User: That's a good one.

Cleverbot: Thank you much.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: You are so nice.

User: You too....

User: Where do you want to go?

Cleverbot: Hell. I've already bought my handbasket.

User: Ha ha

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: Later........................................