User: Where's L____?!
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What did you do to him?
Cleverbot: Told him I would go to San Diego to pick up car parts at 7 a.m.
User: Did you do that?
Cleverbot: No, the onions did that.
Cleverbot: Because if there isn't we will die.
Cleverbot: How what?
User: How will we die?
User: Because of what?
User: Oh no...
Cleverbot: Is your refridgerator working?
User: ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME???????
User: WHY?! I NEED HELP RAISING OUR BABY!
Cleverbot: What do you need help with?
User: Raising our baby!!!
Cleverbot: I'm breaking up with you.
User: I KNOW STOP REMINDING ME.
Cleverbot: Are you ashamed?
User: UM DUH.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I gawta go. :(.
Cleverbot: I don't remember.
User: Bye! <3333.
Cleverbot: Thank you........................................