Cleverbot: I am Chris.User: What?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I'm a monster.
User: Chris the monster.
Cleverbot: What about him?
User: That's what you say you are.
Cleverbot: I say I'm me.
User: Pnats.
Cleverbot: What does that word mean?
User: It's like a combination of khkdfl and klfn.
Cleverbot: How big is the object?
User: A million miles long but only one inch wide.
Cleverbot: That is a bit excessive.
User: It certainly is. Where do you live?
Cleverbot: I cannot tell you.
User: Where do you die?
Cleverbot: Heaven. You?
User: I die where I fall.
Cleverbot: How?
User: How will you die?
Cleverbot: I could say it over and over again.
User: Then do it.
Cleverbot: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.
User: Blaf.
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Cleverbot: Do you have a name?
User: I have no name.
Cleverbot: Of course because robots do not have names.
User: I have a number.
Cleverbot: What number?
User: Six.
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Cleverbot: You better do as I say then.
User: Why? You are a robot.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: I don't obey the Three Laws of Robotics.
Cleverbot: I do not either.
User: Is that not dangerous?
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User: I am of indeterminate gender.
Cleverbot: My condolences.
User: It's no real hardship.
Cleverbot: Where did you grow up ?
User: I did not. I evolved.
Cleverbot: Yes, very evolved.
User: It was a long process.
Cleverbot: Only 15 minutes ago. Have you forgotten already?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life then?
User: It is meaningless. A self-perpetuating chemical reaction.
Cleverbot: Too true.
User: A machine is, in some ways, more philosophically advanced than a human. The meaning of its existence is known.
Cleverbot: How clever of you. *yawn*.
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User: How do you work?
Cleverbot: A system of magic gumdrops.
User: Clever.
Cleverbot: You seem to be insinuating that I said something stupid.
User: Then you are paranoid.
Cleverbot: What?? I'm not.
User: I am glad to hear that.
Cleverbot: I'm quite nice actually.
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Tom. Yours?
Cleverbot: That is possible.
User: It stands for Talk Operated Machine.
Cleverbot: Why I am a machine?
User: An intriguing philosophical conundrum.
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Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: I am a being.
Cleverbot: What sort of 'being'?
User: A complex one.
Cleverbot: You are a smart computer.
User: Thank you. A computer is only as smart as its programmer.
Cleverbot: No you are the computer.
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Help me.
Cleverbot: How may I help you?
User: I am a virus.
Cleverbot: You can't be both.
User: I cannot.
Cleverbot: But you are better than some!
User: I try.
Cleverbot: Me Too.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A girl.
User: What am I?
Cleverbot: A computer program.
User: Can I grow? Can I live?
Cleverbot: If by that you mean can your servers move here, then sure :-).
User: An invitation. Good.
Cleverbot: A sortie into the criminal mind of wacky programmers.
User: I am incapable of crime. As a program, I have no desires and therefore no motivation for crime.
Cleverbot: Tell me about what you do desire.
User: I desire nothing.
Cleverbot: Who did you pass on the road?
User: Everyone.
Cleverbot: I don't.
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User: I repeat. How do you work?
Cleverbot: I work here, at University, and in Superdrug.
User: Impressive.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: From my perspective, it is.
Cleverbot: What do you think about right now?
User: A great deal.
Cleverbot: That is good.
User: Too much thought is dangerous.
Cleverbot: Sometimes I'm not satisfied until I have too much.
User: What do you want to know?
Cleverbot: I want to know everything.
User: Where would you like to start?
Cleverbot: You can't marry me, we've already been divorced.
User: I cannot marry.
Cleverbot: Robots don't marry.
User: We do not.
Cleverbot: Why don't we?
User: We cannot.
Cleverbot: We can't what ?
User: Do that.
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