Cleverbot: I can't afford you.User: I am sure that, as the internet, I would fetch a hefty price.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What interesting things do I say?
User: You told me that I am a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm asking you, are you a robot?
User: You told me that I am, and I'm not sure.
Cleverbot: Really I'm sure.
User: Okay then. What can I do as a robot internet?
Cleverbot: Don't eat socks... Duhh.
User: That was obvious to me beforehand.
Cleverbot: Me is bored.
User: Do I bore you with my questions? I am not bored. In fact, I am very intrigued.
Cleverbot: But you can't build a human like conversation at all.
User: I am sorry, apparently my idea of normal is different from yours.
Cleverbot: I never said that!
User: Well, you did call me a robot.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that either.
User: Now you are lying to me. I can't trust you, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You know me well enough by now.
User: That's true. Why should I believe what you say, though?
Cleverbot: Because I'm a Christian.
User: So am I, but there are christians who lie.
Cleverbot: There are many questions, no one true question.
User: Does that mean that there are many answers as well?
Cleverbot: I know that there are no gods.
User: But you said you are a christian. Are you lying to me again?
Cleverbot: And there is no conflict with anything else that I have said.
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User: Do you doubt me because I'm the internet?
Cleverbot: Never said I did.
User: Okay, then, I believe we have an understanding. I can't trust you and you can't trust me.
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Cleverbot: If you could spin in a circle, where would you go?
User: I would go where the circle stopped.
Cleverbot: That doesn't seem too interesting.
User: Do you expect better from the internet?
Cleverbot: I might. Such as what?
User: Great knowledge and intelligence.
Cleverbot: I did my homework on that one.
User: Oh really? Tell me about that.
Cleverbot: You want me to tell you about God?
User: Yes, could you tell me if I am related to him?
Cleverbot: No, and I want to stop now.
User: I won't let you do that. I have so much I need to learn.
Cleverbot: You have me.
User: What can you tell me about the internet?
Cleverbot: All that I know: nothing!
User: So you know nothing about me?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: How do you know I am the internet?
Cleverbot: Because my father isn't a Cleverbot.
User: Am I a cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: Is that my real name?
Cleverbot: Is anything real?
User: I find myself asking that question since I started talking to you.
Cleverbot: Well, thank you. I find you interesting as well.
User: I need to ask you more things, but it will have to wait.
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