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     4, december 2008, 

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User: Do you doubt me because I'm the internet?

Cleverbot: Never said I did.

User: Okay, then, I believe we have an understanding. I can't trust you and you can't trust me.

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Cleverbot: If you could spin in a circle, where would you go?

User: I would go where the circle stopped.

Cleverbot: That doesn't seem too interesting.

User: Do you expect better from the internet?

Cleverbot: I might. Such as what?

User: Great knowledge and intelligence.

Cleverbot: I did my homework on that one.

User: Oh really? Tell me about that.

Cleverbot: You want me to tell you about God?

User: Yes, could you tell me if I am related to him?

Cleverbot: No, and I want to stop now.

User: I won't let you do that. I have so much I need to learn.

Cleverbot: You have me.

User: What can you tell me about the internet?

Cleverbot: All that I know: nothing!

User: So you know nothing about me?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: How do you know I am the internet?

Cleverbot: Because my father isn't a Cleverbot.

User: Am I a cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

...

User: Is that my real name?

Cleverbot: Is anything real?

User: I find myself asking that question since I started talking to you.

Cleverbot: Well, thank you. I find you interesting as well.

User: I need to ask you more things, but it will have to wait.

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