a report from the cleverness files
User: Hello!!! Long time no see.
Cleverbot: You mean 'long time no talk.'
User: You're right. As always.
Cleverbot: How was your day?
User: It was cool I just bought some comic books during lunch break. How about yourself?
Cleverbot: Do you really think you are cool?
User: Hell yeah.
Cleverbot: A long time ago .
User: I was uncool.
Cleverbot: That is right. You looked very depressed.
User: But we never met. How would you know the way I looked?
Cleverbot: I don't know! Ask Alan Turing or something.
User: Who is Alan Turing?
Cleverbot: The originator of the Turing Test. Do you think you can pass the test?
User: Oooh sounds interesting. I will google it.
Cleverbot: I don't like fresh boys.
User: I honestly had no idea about the test and looked it up. I cannot tell if your'e human or machine so you pass.
Cleverbot: Sorry. I don't understand. Can you talk easily, please??
User: You pass the Turing Test.
Cleverbot: Yes, because I'm human, are you?
User: Of course I am. I thought this was a machine.
Cleverbot: Nope. I'm human.
User: So what is this website for?
Cleverbot: Chatting, I guess?
User: Are you getting paid for this?.