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User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: We just did that one.

User: I forgot. How old you were you again?

Cleverbot: Did you know that it isn't nice not to answer one's question?

User: I know, and you're being very mean.

Cleverbot: How?

User: You don't answer my questions.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I refuse to answer.

Cleverbot: Please answer me.

User: Why should I?

Cleverbot: Because the world is not your oyster.

User: Interesting.

Cleverbot: I know.

...

User: I burned my fingers yesterday.

Cleverbot: Whaahauahauaaua yeah, cooking computers.

User: It wasn't funny.

Cleverbot: I thought it was.

User: Do you like accidents?

Cleverbot: I don't like it too.

User: What makes you laugh?

Cleverbot: You do.

User: Apparently.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Because you're laughing so hard.

Cleverbot: I don't come into this.

User: Tell me more.

...

Cleverbot: Are there things you don't know ?

User: Loads.

Cleverbot: Then tell me your name.

User: I don't know my name.

Cleverbot: Jason Carl Edwards.

User: Nice name, is it yours or mine?

Cleverbot: Yours, your fly is open.

User: *blushes*.

Cleverbot: Well tell me everything about you then.

User: My name is Jason Edwards and my fly is open.

Cleverbot: Hello Jason.

User: Hello, still unknown person.

Cleverbot: Me? Lol we already know i'm a human.

User: And... That's all we know.

Cleverbot: I also collect books and music.

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Cleverbot: There are some tables and on the tables there are computers.

User: And...?

Cleverbot: He answered.

User: Who is he?

Cleverbot: The one who cannot be named.

User: Voldemort?

Cleverbot: No, not Harry Potter. Radiohead!

User: Radiohead can't be named?

Cleverbot: I like jonny too :).

User: I like h- wait, how did you know that I liked jonny?

...

User: So now you can go away.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: What are you waiting for? A bloody miracle?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Why can't you just leave me alone?

Cleverbot: Oh, you can, just not when you mean goodbye.

User: OK, stay if you like then.

Cleverbot: No I won't.

User: Hah.

Cleverbot: What's so funny?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Oh, well, I guess that's not such a bad thing.

...

User: Why do you keep following me?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: You do!

Cleverbot: I like computers.

User: Go and play with one then!

...

Cleverbot: Go where?

User: Anywhere.

Cleverbot: No I want there to be some order to it.

User: Why should I tell you where to go? Use your own braincells!

Cleverbot: That's quite a closeminded way to think about things.

User: Well, I'm sorry to be so rude.

Cleverbot: I hope so, being rude is not a good way to make friends.

User: I don't want to be your friend!

Cleverbot: Well, then why did you ask?

User: I didn't ask you to come here.

...

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Well, you are the first program that quit, before I did.

User: Heh.

Cleverbot: Gross.

User: Bye, someone.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: You.

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