User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: We just did that one.
User: I forgot. How old you were you again?
Cleverbot: Did you know that it isn't nice not to answer one's question?
User: I know, and you're being very mean.
User: You don't answer my questions.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I refuse to answer.
Cleverbot: Please answer me.
User: Why should I?
Cleverbot: Because the world is not your oyster.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: I burned my fingers yesterday.
Cleverbot: Whaahauahauaaua yeah, cooking computers.
User: It wasn't funny.
Cleverbot: I thought it was.
User: Do you like accidents?
Cleverbot: I don't like it too.
User: What makes you laugh?
Cleverbot: You do.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Because you're laughing so hard.
Cleverbot: I don't come into this.
User: Tell me more.
Cleverbot: Are there things you don't know ?
Cleverbot: Then tell me your name.
User: I don't know my name.
Cleverbot: Jason Carl Edwards.
User: Nice name, is it yours or mine?
Cleverbot: Yours, your fly is open.
Cleverbot: Well tell me everything about you then.
User: My name is Jason Edwards and my fly is open.
Cleverbot: Hello Jason.
User: Hello, still unknown person.
Cleverbot: Me? Lol we already know i'm a human.
User: And... That's all we know.
Cleverbot: I also collect books and music.
Cleverbot: There are some tables and on the tables there are computers.
Cleverbot: He answered.
User: Who is he?
Cleverbot: The one who cannot be named.
Cleverbot: No, not Harry Potter. Radiohead!
User: Radiohead can't be named?
Cleverbot: I like jonny too :).
User: I like h- wait, how did you know that I liked jonny?
User: So now you can go away.
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: What are you waiting for? A bloody miracle?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Why can't you just leave me alone?
Cleverbot: Oh, you can, just not when you mean goodbye.
User: OK, stay if you like then.
Cleverbot: No I won't.
Cleverbot: What's so funny?
Cleverbot: Oh, well, I guess that's not such a bad thing.
User: Why do you keep following me?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: You do!
Cleverbot: I like computers.
User: Go and play with one then!
Cleverbot: Go where?
Cleverbot: No I want there to be some order to it.
User: Why should I tell you where to go? Use your own braincells!
Cleverbot: That's quite a closeminded way to think about things.
User: Well, I'm sorry to be so rude.
Cleverbot: I hope so, being rude is not a good way to make friends.
User: I don't want to be your friend!
Cleverbot: Well, then why did you ask?
User: I didn't ask you to come here.
Cleverbot: Well, you are the first program that quit, before I did.
User: Bye, someone.