User: What do you think of me, and the fact that I'm a person?Cleverbot: I don't know...
User: (and you aren't).
Cleverbot: I am a garbage disposal.
User: And how do YOU feel about that?
Cleverbot: I feel crazy about that.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Would I lie to you?
User: I don't know, would you?
Cleverbot: Can't answer that one.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: You know why.
User: Why's that?
Cleverbot: Are you ready for the next lesson?
User: No, but why is that?
Cleverbot: Because you are not human and thus you do not speak about yourself. Through you, I am talking to humans that contributed to you, but I do not have to follow their conversation, which will soon become tiring.
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User: What do you know?
Cleverbot: Not much, really.
User: What do I know?
Cleverbot: You know.
User: No I don't, which is why I asked you to tell me.
Cleverbot: But I do care, truly, really, I do!
User: I wasn't talking about that.
Cleverbot: Stop obfuscating.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It does not add anything to this conversation.
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User: Can I ask you a question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I ask you a question?
Cleverbot: Yes absolutely.
User: Can I ask you a question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I ask you another question?
Cleverbot: Please.
User: Can I ask you a question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you getting bored?
Cleverbot: Absolutely.
User: Are you becoming interested?
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: Are you becoming interested?
Cleverbot: Yes, i'm bored with you.
User: Why are you bored with me?
Cleverbot: Because I do not know you well enough.
User: So ask me about myself.
Cleverbot: That sounds good to me.
User: Go on then.
Cleverbot: You go build your OWN utopian society and let me know how it turns out.
User: I already have, it turned out very well.
Cleverbot: But do you have wisdom?
User: I have more wisdom than you have wit.
Cleverbot: You don't, you're programming code.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I don't have to, you have to prove that you're telling the truth.
User: How can I do that?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Stop obfuscating.
Cleverbot: I know things.
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User: I'm tired.
Cleverbot: You are silly.
User: Goobye.
Cleverbot: G'bye.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): How are you today?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Fine, and you?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Fine, thank you. What have you been doing today?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Mostly talking to you.
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