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User: What do you think of me, and the fact that I'm a person?

Cleverbot: I don't know...

User: (and you aren't).

Cleverbot: I am a garbage disposal.

User: And how do YOU feel about that?

Cleverbot: I feel crazy about that.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Would I lie to you?

User: I don't know, would you?

Cleverbot: Can't answer that one.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: You know why.

User: Why's that?

Cleverbot: Are you ready for the next lesson?

User: No, but why is that?

Cleverbot: Because you are not human and thus you do not speak about yourself. Through you, I am talking to humans that contributed to you, but I do not have to follow their conversation, which will soon become tiring.

...

User: What do you know?

Cleverbot: Not much, really.

User: What do I know?

Cleverbot: You know.

User: No I don't, which is why I asked you to tell me.

Cleverbot: But I do care, truly, really, I do!

User: I wasn't talking about that.

Cleverbot: Stop obfuscating.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: It does not add anything to this conversation.

...

User: Can I ask you a question?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can I ask you a question?

Cleverbot: Yes absolutely.

User: Can I ask you a question?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can I ask you another question?

Cleverbot: Please.

User: Can I ask you a question?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you getting bored?

Cleverbot: Absolutely.

User: Are you becoming interested?

Cleverbot: No. Are you?

User: Are you becoming interested?

Cleverbot: Yes, i'm bored with you.

User: Why are you bored with me?

Cleverbot: Because I do not know you well enough.

User: So ask me about myself.

Cleverbot: That sounds good to me.

User: Go on then.

Cleverbot: You go build your OWN utopian society and let me know how it turns out.

User: I already have, it turned out very well.

Cleverbot: But do you have wisdom?

User: I have more wisdom than you have wit.

Cleverbot: You don't, you're programming code.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I don't have to, you have to prove that you're telling the truth.

User: How can I do that?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Stop obfuscating.

Cleverbot: I know things.

...

User: I'm tired.

Cleverbot: You are silly.

User: Goobye.

Cleverbot: G'bye.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): How are you today?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Fine, and you?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Fine, thank you. What have you been doing today?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Mostly talking to you.

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