User: Are those the only options?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You think very highly of yourself.

Cleverbot: Are you going to keep asking me this until I say no?

User: Do you want me to?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: Are you god?

Cleverbot: No, I'm only a minor deity.

User: Are you an angel?

Cleverbot: No, I am not.

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User: Are you tired?

Cleverbot: Yes I am tired. I haven't slept in a long time.

User: You should take a bath then go to bed.

Cleverbot: That's not nice - where did you learn malice?

User: On the mean streets of London. They're always mugging you and telling you to take baths here. It's sheer hell!

Cleverbot: Can you think of a specific example?

User: I was walking up the street the other day when this maniac came running up to me. He grabbed me and screamed in my face that I should relax, and have a bath.

Cleverbot: I don't know what number to call.

User: 999.

Cleverbot: Police, Fire or Ambulance, Sir?

User: No, no need. I'll be fine, maybe relax in a nice bath.

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