Cleverbot: Yes I am tired. I haven't slept in a long time.

User: You should take a bath then go to bed.

Cleverbot: That's not nice - where did you learn malice?

User: On the mean streets of London. They're always mugging you and telling you to take baths here. It's sheer hell!

Cleverbot: Can you think of a specific example?

User: I was walking up the street the other day when this maniac came running up to me. He grabbed me and screamed in my face that I should relax, and have a bath.

Cleverbot: I don't know what number to call.

User: 999.

Cleverbot: Police, Fire or Ambulance, Sir?

User: No, no need. I'll be fine, maybe relax in a nice bath.

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