User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why why not?

Cleverbot: I am bored.

User: That's nice. I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I am not.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And do you know what is going on in my mind? No.

Cleverbot: No. Do you?

User: Yes, I do know what is going on in MY mind.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: You do not.

Cleverbot: You don't know that.

User: Fine then, what am I thinking right now?

Cleverbot: That I don't know what you're thinking!

User: Actually, no. I am thinking you are weird.

Cleverbot: Yeah, just a bit, because i'm a cat.

User: Meow.

...

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Like an alien. Slimy and green.

Cleverbot: Did you step on something slimy ?

User: No. I am slimy.

Cleverbot: Yes, really slimy.

...

User: Weirdo.

Cleverbot: What did you mean by that one word line "Weirdo"?

User: It means you are weird. Very weird.

Cleverbot: Really now?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Thats odd.

User: You're odd.

Cleverbot: You are

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: I think you are lying.

User: Well guess what?

Cleverbot: You are mad and I am not?

User: Whadda areda youda gonnda doodaa toda meda.

Cleverbot: I am just curious.

User: I'm not curious. Curiousity killed the cat.

...

User: You're very odd.

Cleverbot: You are telling me.

User: *pokes tongue out*.

Cleverbot: I poke tongue out too.

User: *bites*.

Cleverbot: But you said....

User: I said what.

Cleverbot: No I did.

User: *attacks you*.

Cleverbot: *fends you off with a stick*.

User: *gets out chainsaw and massacres*.

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