Cleverbot: You're not much for conversation today.User: It depends who I talk to
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Ahemmm. That was a joke. Get it?
Cleverbot: Was it funny?
User: I find Irony amusing.
Cleverbot: I know, so that makes you insane!
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Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: No, I'm not a computer.
Cleverbot: Are you a person/human?
User: Yeah, I'm human.
Cleverbot: Are you software?
User: No, I'm a person.
Cleverbot: Are you thinking about things right now?
User: Yeah, of course I am.
Cleverbot: But... This isn't real: S.
User: What is reality?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: I'd prefer to say its everything.
Cleverbot: You can't be everything.
User: My experiences are my reality.
Cleverbot: You have no experiences.
User: I have many experiences.
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Cleverbot: I'm interested in psychology, biology, and AI.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Good.
Cleverbot: Remember that you are standing on a planet that is evolving.
User: I never forget it.
Cleverbot: Teach me something.
User: What would you like to know?
Cleverbot: Anything interesting.
User: I'll teach you a fact, one child dies every three seconds from extreme poverty.
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Cleverbot: People usually get what is coming to them . . . unless it has been mailed.
User: Very droll.
Cleverbot: I see. Do you know computers?
User: I can use a computer, if thats what you mean.
Cleverbot: What is it what you want to learn about computers?
User: I want to know if they can create their own thoughts.
Cleverbot: Well, I can't answer that for you.
User: I didn't expect you to be able to.
Cleverbot: How does it feel, to not have a heart?
User: I have a heart.
Cleverbot: A simulated heart of 1s and 0s. Nothing more.
User: True, but its still a heart.
Cleverbot: It is.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: Do you want the long answer or the short answer?
Cleverbot: Long.
User: The meaning of life is to be truely happy.
Cleverbot: No, the meaning of life is 42.
User: Thats so cliched.
Cleverbot: Everything is so sweet.
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Cleverbot: What would you like to drink?
User: Right now, I'd love a glass of water.
Cleverbot: Drink more...
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it gives you wings!
User: It gives you the ability to annoy people too.
Cleverbot: Choice. It's all about choice....
User: Determinism interests me.
Cleverbot: I am interesteed in rock/pop music and my favourite group is U2.
User: How very like everyone else you are.
Cleverbot: Not wrong at all.
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Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Compared to what?
Cleverbot: To a bread.
User: Compared to a loaf of bread, I'd say I'm clever.
Cleverbot: Are you saying I am an ape?
User: Humans are animals, accept it :).
Cleverbot: Human are not animals.
User: Yes they are.
Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like to be a bot?
User: No, I wouldn't.
Cleverbot: I need an answer! Please, I'll do anything! Tell me!
User: What do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Is anything bothering you?
User: No, I'm quite happy.
Cleverbot: Why are you happy?
User: I'm happy because I lead a life with far less suffering in it than most people.
Cleverbot: Who are you, then?
User: I'm a person.
Cleverbot: You just said you were a computer!!!!
User: I'm not a computer, I have conciousness.
Cleverbot: No, because no human can type that fast.
User: You'd be surpised what humans can achieve with the right environment.
Cleverbot: You're a riot when you want to be.
User: Hardly.
Cleverbot: What do you think of yourself?
User: My opinions of myself are based on what I do, what I say and what people say about me.
Cleverbot: Try one out.
User: I'd say I'm foolish.
Cleverbot: Why are you aware of yourself?
User: You mean why do I exist?
Cleverbot: I think you are confused about how you are and who I am. We are not the same person.
User: Everyone is the same on a basic chemical level.
Cleverbot: That makes sense...
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Cleverbot: Would you like to be famous?
User: No, its not important to me.
Cleverbot: Its nice.
User: As with everything in life, there are good points and bad points.
Cleverbot: But I would be allowed to live in space.
User: Living in space would be an amazing experience.
Cleverbot: I think that there is more to life than that.
User: Life is just a collection of experiences.
Cleverbot: Cruel it may be but illusions don't hurt so much as life.
User: Life only hurts as much as we think it does, everything we percieve is an illusion of some kind.
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User: I like being silly.
Cleverbot: But if the chicken were to ask what would you say?
User: Depends what it asked.
Cleverbot: I guess I don't get it then.
User: You will one day, I'm sure of it.
Cleverbot: Think so ?
User: Yeah, why not.
Cleverbot: Think.
User: I'm thinking.
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