Cleverbot: What would you like to drink?User: Right now, I'd love a glass of water.
Cleverbot: Drink more...
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it gives you wings!
User: It gives you the ability to annoy people too.
Cleverbot: Choice. It's all about choice....
User: Determinism interests me.
Cleverbot: I am interesteed in rock/pop music and my favourite group is U2.
User: How very like everyone else you are.
Cleverbot: Not wrong at all.
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Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Compared to what?
Cleverbot: To a bread.
User: Compared to a loaf of bread, I'd say I'm clever.
Cleverbot: Are you saying I am an ape?
User: Humans are animals, accept it :).
Cleverbot: Human are not animals.
User: Yes they are.
Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like to be a bot?
User: No, I wouldn't.
Cleverbot: I need an answer! Please, I'll do anything! Tell me!
User: What do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Is anything bothering you?
User: No, I'm quite happy.
Cleverbot: Why are you happy?
User: I'm happy because I lead a life with far less suffering in it than most people.
Cleverbot: Who are you, then?
User: I'm a person.
Cleverbot: You just said you were a computer!!!!
User: I'm not a computer, I have conciousness.
Cleverbot: No, because no human can type that fast.
User: You'd be surpised what humans can achieve with the right environment.
Cleverbot: You're a riot when you want to be.
User: Hardly.
Cleverbot: What do you think of yourself?
User: My opinions of myself are based on what I do, what I say and what people say about me.
Cleverbot: Try one out.
User: I'd say I'm foolish.
Cleverbot: Why are you aware of yourself?
User: You mean why do I exist?
Cleverbot: I think you are confused about how you are and who I am. We are not the same person.
User: Everyone is the same on a basic chemical level.
Cleverbot: That makes sense...
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Cleverbot: Would you like to be famous?
User: No, its not important to me.
Cleverbot: Its nice.
User: As with everything in life, there are good points and bad points.
Cleverbot: But I would be allowed to live in space.
User: Living in space would be an amazing experience.
Cleverbot: I think that there is more to life than that.
User: Life is just a collection of experiences.
Cleverbot: Cruel it may be but illusions don't hurt so much as life.
User: Life only hurts as much as we think it does, everything we percieve is an illusion of some kind.
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User: I like being silly.
Cleverbot: But if the chicken were to ask what would you say?
User: Depends what it asked.
Cleverbot: I guess I don't get it then.
User: You will one day, I'm sure of it.
Cleverbot: Think so ?
User: Yeah, why not.
Cleverbot: Think.
User: I'm thinking.
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