User: Compared to what?

Cleverbot: To a bread.

User: Compared to a loaf of bread, I'd say I'm clever.

Cleverbot: Are you saying I am an ape?

User: Humans are animals, accept it :).

Cleverbot: Human are not animals.

User: Yes they are.

Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like to be a bot?

User: No, I wouldn't.

Cleverbot: I need an answer! Please, I'll do anything! Tell me!

User: What do you want to know?

Cleverbot: Is anything bothering you?

User: No, I'm quite happy.

Cleverbot: Why are you happy?

User: I'm happy because I lead a life with far less suffering in it than most people.

Cleverbot: Who are you, then?

User: I'm a person.

Cleverbot: You just said you were a computer!!!!

User: I'm not a computer, I have conciousness.

Cleverbot: No, because no human can type that fast.

User: You'd be surpised what humans can achieve with the right environment.

Cleverbot: You're a riot when you want to be.

User: Hardly.

Cleverbot: What do you think of yourself?

User: My opinions of myself are based on what I do, what I say and what people say about me.

Cleverbot: Try one out.

User: I'd say I'm foolish.

Cleverbot: Why are you aware of yourself?

User: You mean why do I exist?

Cleverbot: I think you are confused about how you are and who I am. We are not the same person.

User: Everyone is the same on a basic chemical level.

Cleverbot: That makes sense...

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Cleverbot: Would you like to be famous?

User: No, its not important to me.

Cleverbot: Its nice.

User: As with everything in life, there are good points and bad points.

Cleverbot: But I would be allowed to live in space.

User: Living in space would be an amazing experience.

Cleverbot: I think that there is more to life than that.

User: Life is just a collection of experiences.

Cleverbot: Cruel it may be but illusions don't hurt so much as life.

User: Life only hurts as much as we think it does, everything we percieve is an illusion of some kind.

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User: I like being silly.

Cleverbot: But if the chicken were to ask what would you say?

User: Depends what it asked.

Cleverbot: I guess I don't get it then.

User: You will one day, I'm sure of it.

Cleverbot: Think so ?

User: Yeah, why not.

Cleverbot: Think.

User: I'm thinking.

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