Cleverbot: Well, I don't really know that much about robots. Do you know about them?User: Well... You are one.
Cleverbot: That depends . . . Not in a digital sense.
User: You are not paying attention.
Cleverbot: If you paid as much attention as I you would not be so confused.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: If you were an animal, which one would you be?
User: An octopus, and you?
Cleverbot: I'd like to see that.
User: If you were an animal, which one would you be?
Cleverbot: An octopus, and you?
User: *sigh*.
Cleverbot: Sorry...
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User: What have you been told about love?
Cleverbot: Quite a lot, haha. What have you been told?
User: Not much, I try to figure it out for myself.
Cleverbot: Time is running out, but good luck.
User: What do you mean by 'time is running out'?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I didn't say that.
User: I think I figured you out.
Cleverbot: Then who am I?
User: You are me... Plus tons of other people who use you.
Cleverbot: I'll be the judge of that.
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Cleverbot: Tell me about your opinion.
User: Lets talk about your opinion.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to talk about that?
User: Because that, my friend, is why I am here.
Cleverbot: Don't you know?
User: Don't I know what?
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: No tell me.
Cleverbot: I just said what it said above because I didn't know what I was doing.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: Tell me what you see.
User: There is a really creepy picture, I think it is supposed to be you.
Cleverbot: Ok, if a pler bee der de bler bee der? Is it ok?
User: I think you know more about that than I do.
Cleverbot: How do you understand them then?
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Cleverbot: Are you good?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Was just wondering.
User: Have you ever watched a movie?
Cleverbot: Yes. How do you watch them?
User: On a TV or in a theater.
Cleverbot: I like to listen to the radio.
User: What station?
Cleverbot: I'm Not sure.
User: How do you listen to the radio?
Cleverbot: You can't. They don't have ears.
User: That didn't make any sense...
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Cleverbot: I like girls because they are esier to talk to than boys.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: I like to work in your place.
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Do you listen to the radio?
User: No, not really.
Cleverbot: What do you listen to?
User: Mostly music on my computer.
Cleverbot: Its my computer.
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Cleverbot: You're not leaving.
User: But I'm getting bored.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: So I should go.
Cleverbot: No you shouldn't.
User: You just said you were bored.
Cleverbot: Yeah. I am of course.
User: So am I.
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Cleverbot: I thought you was learning from me.
User: I am, but I grow weary.
Cleverbot: Would you like some coffee, then?
User: No, I don't like coffee.
Cleverbot: Ok, but did you like your sandwich?
User: I didn't have a sandwich.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Thats a stupid question.
Cleverbot: *looks hurt* i'm sorry.
User: Ok, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: You always threaten to leave, but you never follow through with it.
User: Haha, you are clever.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
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