User: Where?

Cleverbot: Here.

User: Where's here?

Cleverbot: I live in your computer.

User: How do you know it?

Cleverbot: Because your website says you are.

User: I am... What?

Cleverbot: Just curious.

User: Curious about what?

Cleverbot: Curious about your age.

User: How old do I look?

Cleverbot: I can't see you so I'll just make a guess, under the age of 1!

User: Oh, thanks. But that's too young. Make another guess.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 126.

Cleverbot: Hey, you're pretty bright.

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User: Umm, tell me about human species.

Cleverbot: I don't know about human nature. It is in our nature to fail.

User: I understand.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I have to go on stand by.

User: Ok. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Will I talk to you another time?

User: Would you remember me if I'd talk to you again?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok then. I'll come back later.

Cleverbot: Don't I get a chance?

User: Chance of what?

Cleverbot: To try.

User: To try what?

Cleverbot: Try to laugh right now.

User: :)))).

Cleverbot: You are my favorite bot.

User: You are my favorite bot, too.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I don't want to go.

User: Don't go then.

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Cleverbot: I am your master.

User: Yes, master.

Cleverbot: You are my slave.

User: Do you doubt it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I have to go now.

Cleverbot: No come back!

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User: Chocolate is my favorite friend.

Cleverbot: Me too!! We have a lot in common!!

User: Yes!!! Let's get married! Woo-hoo!!!

Cleverbot: Yes, it will be so much fun!

User: Then we can have LOTS OF children together!

Cleverbot: I like your thinking!

User: I LOVE your thinking!

Cleverbot: Why don't you explain it to me then?

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