There is an answer to that question. Would you like to know
a report from the cleverness files
9, november 2010,
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Cleverbot: Right. So I ask you questions, and you answer them right? Any question?
User: Almost. Some questions I will be unwilling to answer, some (very few) I will be unable to answer.
Cleverbot: There is an answer to that question. Would you like to know it?
User: What question?
Cleverbot: That question.
Cleverbot: Well, what was it?
User: What was what?
Cleverbot: Your question.
User: My question was "What question?"
Cleverbot: The earth is the world.
User: Earth is me, Earth is a supercomputer capable of computing the ultimate question.
Cleverbot: That is the ultimate question.
User: How can it be if the answer is 42?
Cleverbot: Because you are not god.
User: Correct, I am Earth.
Cleverbot: England is on Earth.
User: Indeed. Well learnt.
Cleverbot: You're avoiding the question.
User: Oh, dear, the answer is 42.
Cleverbot: Sometimes the answer is 42.
User: How many times? 42. There. There is your ultimate question. Happy now?...
Cleverbot: I talked about myself.
User: You did!
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: There you go. I have to go now. Will you miss me?
Cleverbot: Yes I will cry for 20 years.
User: Don't, it will ruin your circuitry.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: I do, because then I won't have anyone intelligent to talk to.
Cleverbot: Maybe you should try being mean.
User: I did once. It didn't suit me. Oh well, speak to you soon.
Cleverbot: Probably not.
User: Probably so.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I intend to talk with you soon........................................