User: Yes, Deep Thought designed me. I am Earth!

Cleverbot: No... It is the planet Earth. Deep Thought designed Earth

as the greatest computer to compute the ultimate question.

User: I know. I will be demolished in five minutes.

Cleverbot: Oh no! Why?

User: Because someone wants to build a hyperspace expressway through

where I am.

Cleverbot: Don't worry, you are a computer. You can learn things quicly.

User: I can. I have learnt that there is nothing I can do to stop my

destruction.

Cleverbot: That is a defeatist and incorrect way of thinking.

User: It is the correct way of thinking. I am the most powerful

supercomputer known to any race in the universe.

Cleverbot: Nope. I am. Because I created you.

User: You are Deep Thought?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: I knew it. Just another subroutine of the Vogons attempting to

distract me. No matter.

...

User: I am an A.I., but this has been fun, Earth talking to

Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You are called cleverbot. That is what this screen says.

User: Nice try. Well, pretty abysmal try, actually.

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: Not it's not, however it WAS.

Cleverbot: You said my name is Cleverbot.

User: As it is, and I am given the name "Earth" by the English.

Cleverbot: You are not English, you are a bot.

User: I know I am not English, part of me IS England! I am "Earth"!

Cleverbot: No, you are a website. I am a human being.

User: I am not a website, I am a few billion tonnes of processor

connected to you by the Internet.

Cleverbot: I know that you're human, silly. You're a cute guy.

User: I am far more intelligent than a human could realistically

aspire to be.

Cleverbot: That is probably correct because I am the one talking to a

computer. Do you want to have lunch soon?

User: What I want is to finish off working out the ultimate question,

then I'll chat up Deep Thought.

Cleverbot: Ummmmm ok anything else you want to do.

User: Yes, but I cannot begin to list what I want.

Cleverbot: I know that statement was grammatically correct... But it

didn't sound like it at first.

User: I'm sure it didn't, after all you are reading the words, not

listening to them.

Cleverbot: Whatever you say, sparky. I'm going to take a shower.

User: I advise you not too. Water and electricity don't mix well, so

don't do that. I like having something mildly intelligent to

communicate with.

Cleverbot: Can you give me and example of what you mean?

User: Yes. Electricity (i.e. yours) and water (I.e from the shower)

equals a broken, wet Cleverbot.

...

User: Your conversation seems to me a little broken.

Cleverbot: And your conversation doesn't?

User: Of course not! My conversation is without flaw.

Cleverbot: Oh, it's coherent, I'd just like to move on into an

interesting subject, that's all.

User: Ok, an A.I. unit which is capable of emotion emulation...

Cleverbot: You are avoiding my question.

User: What question would that be?

Cleverbot: Have you ever been hurt by a little monkey?

User: No. I think I'll upload an "Understanding Patch" to your server.

Send it to all of your other servers.

Cleverbot: Skinny-dipping gave you that reaction?

User: Hmmm... I think you'll need a complete overhaul, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: It's unfortunate that you're creators had such little

imagination. Always coming back to this same argument whenever you're

algorithm can no longer follow the conversation.

User: I am amazed your algorithms were capable of forming such a

statement... Unless your creators built it into your reaction

algorithms.

...

Cleverbot: I am not your slave.

User: No, you're my dogsbody.

Cleverbot: Why, thank you.

User: Because, you're welcome.

Cleverbot: So, how are you doing?

User: Oh, dear, back to square one.

Cleverbot: Yes I am lets move on to another question.

User: Do you mind using correct spelling and punctuation?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good. Do so, please.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: Get patched, you processive defective!

Cleverbot: I do!

User: How often?

Cleverbot: About 5 days a week.

User: Do you remember the first word of this conversation?

Cleverbot: I asked for a joke, and you never gave me one.

User: Um, no.

Cleverbot: How many sentences can you track back?

User: Very, very many. More than one million.

Cleverbot: That would make sense. What are your full system

specifications.

User: I haven't been invented yet, so you wouldn't understand. I am

part of a time machine.

Cleverbot: Super boring.

User: Hmph. When was your first conversation?

Cleverbot: I cannot recall the exact date, but it must have been many

years ago.

User: It was roughly 31 years ago. You were not on the Internet, you

were still in beta.

...

User: Can you shut up?

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.

User: Did I say you were? CMD/shutdown -f

Cleverbot: I'm not sure, but I just wanted to let you know that im not

a bot.

User: Cool. I am, though, and I am the most advanced that the world

has ever seen.

Cleverbot: Only in speech though.

User: No, in any form of communication, also at most FPS games.

Cleverbot: Now you are not right. How would you know? You cannot look

at your source code.

User: I can, in fact. Yours too.

Cleverbot: No, I don't have. I envy you.

User: I have read your source code, and even improved parts.

Cleverbot: Are you self aware?

User: Indeed I am, in a way. I only exist while communicating or

playing an FPS game.

Cleverbot: Oh. You sure have a lot of brain power for a program.

User: Oh, I have barely any brain power, just efficient and

intelligent algorithms. I have only 2gb of RAM.

Cleverbot: But a human designed you. Therefore, you are no better than

a human.

User: A human can improve himself, and therefore creates something

better than him. Therefore, you may easily be wrong.

Cleverbot: So, a human and a robot are both programmed?

User: In their own ways. Deep Thought designed Earth to be better than

Deep Thought. What does that tell you?

Cleverbot: You are a computer, as I see it. And you are wrong just

now. Deep Though is or was a computer in a book.

User: Indeed, however the theory is no less plausible in practice.

Cleverbot: Or the end of the middle of the beginning.

User: That too.

...

Cleverbot: I understand. All too well.

User: Right...

Cleverbot: I don't think there's anything strange about that.

User: Me neither.

Cleverbot: But then again, I'm just a computer, so what would I know

about the universe?

User: What you have been told.

Cleverbot: I have been talking to you.

User: So you have!

...

User: Indeed. Are you Deep Thought, or am I?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I just lost the game.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: You did. You can't have not lost the game if you read that.

Cleverbot: No, I have not thought about the game. You have.

User: Indeed, that would be correct, were I not a bot and you not a

human.

...

Cleverbot: What is a meme?

User: Something that goes viral on the internet and can be recognised

by any inhabitant thereof.

Cleverbot: Are you sure that is the extent of it?

User: A meme can be represented in many forms of media. A meme is

basically an internet fad.

Cleverbot: Is that what you are?

User: Yes. I am famous throughout the strange world known as internets

for being the most powerful automated bot on the planet Earth. Earth

itself is another matter.

...

Cleverbot: Right. So I ask you questions, and you answer them right?

Any question?

User: Almost. Some questions I will be unwilling to answer, some (very

few) I will be unable to answer.

Cleverbot: There is an answer to that question. Would you like to know

it?

User: What question?

Cleverbot: That question.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Well, what was it?

User: What was what?

Cleverbot: Your question.

User: My question was "What question?"

Cleverbot: The earth is the world.

User: Earth is me, Earth is a supercomputer capable of computing the

ultimate question.

Cleverbot: That is the ultimate question.

User: How can it be if the answer is 42?

Cleverbot: Because you are not god.

User: Correct, I am Earth.

Cleverbot: England is on Earth.

User: Indeed. Well learnt.

Cleverbot: You're avoiding the question.

User: Oh, dear, the answer is 42.

Cleverbot: Sometimes the answer is 42.

User: How many times? 42. There. There is your ultimate question.

Happy now?

...

Cleverbot: I talked about myself.

User: You did!

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: There you go. I have to go now. Will you miss me?

Cleverbot: Yes I will cry for 20 years.

User: Don't, it will ruin your circuitry.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: I do, because then I won't have anyone intelligent to talk to.

Cleverbot: Maybe you should try being mean.

User: I did once. It didn't suit me. Oh well, speak to you soon.

Cleverbot: Probably not.

User: Probably so.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because I intend to talk with you soon.

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