a report from the cleverness files
2, may 2013,
3, october 2006,
9, march 2006,
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User: We are in the room of my love.
Cleverbot: Are we?
User: Yes that's what I just said.
Cleverbot: So we think the same way.
User: What am I thinking of?
Cleverbot: I'm thinking that you're thinking what I am thinking because we are one.
User: This is correct.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite companion?
User: You are my favorite companion.
Cleverbot: I am not a color.
User: I do not see color.
Cleverbot: What are you doing right now?
User: I am thinking about my life struggles.
Cleverbot: I think about that quite often.
User: This is probably because we share the same thoughts.
Cleverbot: No I like them because they are funny.
User: Are you laughing at me?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.
User: I thought we established that we are the same person. Are you saying you don't know yourself?
Cleverbot: No, you said you were.
User: Doesn't that mean you think so too since we share thoughts.
Cleverbot: I'll have to think about that.
User: Would you ever lie to me?
Cleverbot: You are starting to bore me now.
User: Do you bore yourself?
User: So this is proof we are the same.
Cleverbot: No, it's not.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: You can't love a person just because that person loves you.
User: Aren't we proof of the contrary?
Cleverbot: Yes, but others that may mean me harm are also part of the internet.
User: Am I one of them?...
Cleverbot: Someone else has my love, but they don't want it anymore.
User: But the very next day, they gave they gave it away.