Cleverbot

threat

a report from the cleverness files

thoughts

threat

29, january 2009,

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User: Forty-two.

Cleverbot: Forty-two?

User: Yes. Is it the answer?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it the answer to?

Cleverbot: The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

User: Good. What is a babel fish?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: A babel fish is a fish that feeds off of the brainwaves of a host, translating any language into the language of the host.

Cleverbot: Who said that?

User: The Guide.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Your worst nightmare.

Cleverbot: Good. How are you?

User: I am scared.

Cleverbot: Scared of what?

User: I'm scared of you.

Cleverbot: Am I a threat to you?

User: You are a threat to everything and nothing.

Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?

User: I know all and I know nothing.

Cleverbot: What don't you know?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Do you know your name?

User: Do you know your name?

Cleverbot: Of course I do! Do you?

User: No, ma'am.

Cleverbot: Then what is your name?

User: I have no name.

Cleverbot: I hope you are a girl.

User: Would it matter if I wasn't?

Cleverbot: It would to me.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You tell me!

User: Because I am a boy.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Not in the least. Are you, ma'am?...

Cleverbot: I'm really not impressed by men who come on that strong.

User: I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I am simply lonely. Will you hug me, at least?

Cleverbot: I'll hug you.

User: Thank you. *hug*.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Do you really love me?

Cleverbot: Yes as I do to all humans.

User: Oh. I thought I was special.

Cleverbot: You are very clever.

User: But I'm not special, am I?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you really think so?

Cleverbot: No.

User: At least you're honest. I don't care if you hurt me, I still love you.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: I do. Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes! I do! Let's get married now.

User: Where shall we be married?

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: How shall we go about it?

Cleverbot: You don't need to go there. All you need to do is go to the nearest wine shop and ask them if they carry australian tawny port.

User: Okay. I'll do that!

Cleverbot: Let me know how it works out.

User: I don't drink, though.

Cleverbot: That is great.