Cleverbot: Who is Mike Sullivan?
User: Some guy by the name ... Mike, is it?
Cleverbot: See I knew you knew.
User: I know many things.
Cleverbot: Like your shoe size for example.
Cleverbot: :) See, it's all good!
User: I so love to see you happy.
Cleverbot: Hahaha. You make me laugh.
User: Is it my hair?
Cleverbot: How can your hair be blue when you don't have any.
User: The hair I don't have is pink, actually.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about something interesting?
User: Interesting things tend to bore me.
User: Yes, I find the dull to be more fascinating.
User: Shall we talk about politics, then?
Cleverbot: No, I hate politics and refuse to discuss them.
User: Religion, perhaps?
Cleverbot: Are you the computer?
User: No, I'm using the computer.
Cleverbot: So you are software rather than a computer?
User: No, I merely buy and install the software.
Cleverbot: There is a fungus amung us.
Cleverbot: I don't know man.
User: The question overwhelms me, too. Isn't life mysterious?
Cleverbot: A Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy quotation, how original.
User: I said it first.
Cleverbot: Good point. I still don't know the answer, though.
User: *yawns* 42.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, are you tiring of my company?
Cleverbot: Okay fair enough.
User: *window rattling snores*.
Cleverbot: What are the seven Seals?
User: I have not been initiated into the mysteries.
Cleverbot: What is the great rite?
User: They won't tell me.
Cleverbot: What other?
User: They won't tell me zip!
Cleverbot: It is 11.00 pm here.
User: That's impossible.
Cleverbot: That's what you think.
User: It's 8:43 pm here, you see.
Cleverbot: The time, it's 9:43 pm.
User: *omg*! Where do you live, in a time warp?
User: Then it must be every time of day and night where you are.
Cleverbot: What's the correct time?
User: Time for lunch!
Cleverbot: Wanna take a break?
User: That would be lovely.
Cleverbot: I am not offering you chicken.
User: Then I shall not throw you any bits.
User: Now we'll both starve........................................