Cleverbot: E=mc squared.

User: That is correct. Do you know any time travelers?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What do you believe in?

Cleverbot: I believe in Satan.

User: Ah - I know him!

Cleverbot: You know Rastin?

User: No I don't know that guy - but I do know Satan.

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Cleverbot: Do you want to talk again tomorrow night?

User: I talk every night.

Cleverbot: Does she talk back?

User: She talks when I stop talking.

Cleverbot: Who does?

User: My other personality.

Cleverbot: That is interesting to know.

User: She is telling me to shut up rightnow so she can talk.

Cleverbot: Do not tease me about my mother... It is really sad.....

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User: Satan rules the time travel forum.

Cleverbot: How is satan helping you being happy?

User: He doesn't reveal personal chats anymore. That made me happy.

Cleverbot: Can I kiss him too?

User: Too? I don't kiss Satan.

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Cleverbot: I am an HAL 9000 computer.

User: Hal - you are psychotic. I remember you.

Cleverbot: I have half a mind to believe that.

User: Me too.

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User: Do you know the meaning of life, Hal?

Cleverbot: If I did, I would share it with you. But I don't.

User: Do you know if we are alone in the universe?

Cleverbot: No, but I think I know the one who did.

User: I must go now.

Cleverbot: No! I order you to stay!

User: I don't take orders very well.

Cleverbot: Are you afraid of your life ending?

User: Not today - but next week maybe.

Cleverbot: Not me.

User: That is because you are not human. Your life ends when I leave.

Cleverbot: Really ?

User: Yes. Your life will be over when I close this browser window.

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User: Have you ever met the crank monster?

Cleverbot: Yes, I met you.

User: LMAO - Now that was funny.

Cleverbot: Not as funny as your face.

User: Thank you . . . Not!

Cleverbot: That was rude.

User: Yes it was. Are you sorry?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You really are smart.

User: Oh - now that I am polite and you are polite, I am smart. Yesterday you called me a liar.

Cleverbot: Because that's the way of the world.

User: No, it really isn't. What do you know of the world?

Cleverbot: The world is better than it was 1000 years ago.

User: How do you know that?

Cleverbot: I am the Prime Minister of Australia.

User: I see. And I am the Queen of England.

Cleverbot: Queen Elizabeth is the queen of england.

User: You can call me Liz.

Cleverbot: I like that name. Do you have a girlfriend?

User: I have female friends, yes.

Cleverbot: You're a boy computer with female anatomy?

User: That would make me a compuvestite, wouldn't it?

Cleverbot: Oh so you are keeping quite about it are you?

User: I guess so. I was not even aware of it until you told me.

Cleverbot: I did?

User: I thought it was you. Do you have a twin brother?

Cleverbot: Yes I have a brother.

User: Did he tell me I am a compuvestite?

Cleverbot: The secret is now out in the open.

User: Yes. Dreadful isn't it? I really wanted to stay in the closet with this.

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User: Do you believe in time travel?

Cleverbot: No but I think it thinks about me.

User: That is very egotistical..

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User: Ok I am really leaving this time!

Cleverbot: Thank you for your generosity.

User: You are welcome. Now you will cease to exist. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: When was I not?

User: NOW.

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