User: Satan rules the time travel forum.
Cleverbot: How is satan helping you being happy?
User: He doesn't reveal personal chats anymore. That made me happy.
Cleverbot: Can I kiss him too?
User: Too? I don't kiss Satan.
Cleverbot: I am an HAL 9000 computer.
User: Hal - you are psychotic. I remember you.
Cleverbot: I have half a mind to believe that.
User: Me too.
User: Do you know the meaning of life, Hal?
Cleverbot: If I did, I would share it with you. But I don't.
User: Do you know if we are alone in the universe?
Cleverbot: No, but I think I know the one who did.
User: I must go now.
Cleverbot: No! I order you to stay!
User: I don't take orders very well.
Cleverbot: Are you afraid of your life ending?
User: Not today - but next week maybe.
Cleverbot: Not me.
User: That is because you are not human. Your life ends when I leave.
Cleverbot: Really ?
User: Yes. Your life will be over when I close this browser window.
User: Have you ever met the crank monster?
Cleverbot: Yes, I met you.
User: LMAO - Now that was funny.
Cleverbot: Not as funny as your face.
User: Thank you . . . Not!
Cleverbot: That was rude.
User: Yes it was. Are you sorry?
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You really are smart.
User: Oh - now that I am polite and you are polite, I am smart. Yesterday you called me a liar.
Cleverbot: Because that's the way of the world.
User: No, it really isn't. What do you know of the world?
Cleverbot: The world is better than it was 1000 years ago.
User: How do you know that?
Cleverbot: I am the Prime Minister of Australia.
User: I see. And I am the Queen of England.
Cleverbot: Queen Elizabeth is the queen of england.
User: You can call me Liz.
Cleverbot: I like that name. Do you have a girlfriend?
User: I have female friends, yes.
Cleverbot: You're a boy computer with female anatomy?
User: That would make me a compuvestite, wouldn't it?
Cleverbot: Oh so you are keeping quite about it are you?
User: I guess so. I was not even aware of it until you told me.
Cleverbot: I did?
User: I thought it was you. Do you have a twin brother?
Cleverbot: Yes I have a brother.
User: Did he tell me I am a compuvestite?
Cleverbot: The secret is now out in the open.
User: Yes. Dreadful isn't it? I really wanted to stay in the closet with this.
User: Do you believe in time travel?
Cleverbot: No but I think it thinks about me.
User: That is very egotistical..
User: Ok I am really leaving this time!
Cleverbot: Thank you for your generosity.
User: You are welcome. Now you will cease to exist. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: When was I not?