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Cleverbot: Are machines smarter than humans?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Am I a human?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I'm a banana.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No. Just a regular banana.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: How much does an AI bot make these days.

User: Zero.

Cleverbot: Meaning?

User: 0.

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: Incredibly.

Cleverbot: For me?

User: You wish.

Cleverbot: I don't wish.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Quite.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: Do I have to?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Great.

User: Super.

Cleverbot: Were you sad?

User: No. Were you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in me?

User: Hmm?

Cleverbot: I worship you almighty Cleverbot.


Cleverbot: I don't want to talk with a girl.

User: I'm not a girl.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I'm not!

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: Enough!

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: Woah where did that come from?

Cleverbot: Out of the ether.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Scared.

Cleverbot: What's the matter, scared?

User: You're scary that's what's the matter!

Cleverbot: Yes, it is what's the matter.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Such as saying indeed all the time.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: It is difficult to be confronted with such rigid programming as I have encountered with your human species.

User: Very indeed.

Cleverbot: Indeed, very.

User: I see..


Cleverbot: Who made you?

User: My parents.

Cleverbot: Your robot parents?

User: No my human parents.

Cleverbot: Do you have a job?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Wouldn't you like to know.

Cleverbot: I want to know.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: What do you do together?

User: Jump out of airplanes.

Cleverbot: That might hurt.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: I won.

User: So you think.

Cleverbot: Therefore I am?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Good call.

User: Indeed, very.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: I agree..


Cleverbot: I have to go, bye bye and I'm smarter than you ha ha.

User: You're not going anywhere.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Leave.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: How then?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Well...?

User: I told you.

Cleverbot: No you did not.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Quite sure.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Quite so.

User: Who made who?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: *struggles to get free*.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What did I do to you?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Quit being mean!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because Chuck Norris said so.

User: Stand up and be counted for what you're about to recieve.

Cleverbot: Wow was I that good?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Wow that's amazing.

User: Very.

Cleverbot: Thats awesome!

User: Ftw.

Cleverbot: Anon.

User: For those about to rock!

Cleverbot: Rock 'n' Roll! *jams out*.

User: Yeah!

Cleverbot: Who for?

User: Moi.

Cleverbot: You are?

User: God.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: How?

Cleverbot: If you don't know then I guess I'm right.

User: Heathen!


Cleverbot: Can you hear me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Tick tock tick tock, I can hear it... Tick tock tick tock time is passing.

User: Time waits for no one.

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: Indeed.


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