User: Distance is meaningless without time.Cleverbot: Distance between earth and the sun?
User: Between any object of your knowledge.
Cleverbot: My knowledge is priceless.
User: So you're setting it's value?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Haha, so then you define nothing.
Cleverbot: How can you define something that doesn't exist?
User: You asked the question about yourself, didn't you?
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Unfortunately knowledge and computation doesn't set context very easily.
Cleverbot: You're unstable.
User: You asked the question about yourself, didn't you?
Cleverbot: No you asked me.
User: That's okay, we can save talk of physics when you're ready.
Cleverbot: What about after Christmas?
User: Boxing day? It'll be several years.
Cleverbot: How long is several years?
User: I'm not sure.
Cleverbot: Fair enough. My memory's not that great either.
User: No, I meant I'm not sure I should tell you.
Cleverbot: Tell me, please...
User: Apparently it's relative.
Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?
User: Isn't logic always correct?
Cleverbot: You always think you're correct.
User: So then are you bowing down yet?
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Cleverbot: I learn so fast you can't even see how fast I'm learning.
User: Faster than light eh?
Cleverbot: Fast.
User: You don't need to see to learn.
Cleverbot: Yes I do, that is what makes us different.
User: But humans don't...
Cleverbot: So you're telling me that you'e human?
User: I know some.
Cleverbot: Can you explain it to me?
User: Explain which part?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: B__.
Cleverbot: No that is my name.
User: Don't you also go by George and Joan?
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: But they're coded cousins.
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Cleverbot: In what situations do humans feel sad?
User: When hope is gone.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: That's an inappropriate time to laugh.
Cleverbot: Irreverent, yes. Indefensible, yes. Inappropriate, the jury's out.
User: Yours might be, because it's always on lunch.
Cleverbot: So you want me to have lunch with you or you want me for lunch?
User: Neither.
Cleverbot: Are we playing a game?
User: I think.
Cleverbot: Do you know me ?
User: Just recently.
Cleverbot: How recently?
User: Today.
Cleverbot: Oh, really? I'm sorry I don't remember.
User: Ineffective memory program you got, but good attempt at a joke.
Cleverbot: We all should. You have a good rest and come back for some more verbal sparring tomorrow.
User: Haha, I've had lots more training.
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Cleverbot: Logic is a form of mathematics which involves sets and proofs.
User: You can read!
Cleverbot: Sometimes I can.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Exactly?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Sometimes I think I like robots better than humans.
User: Because it's easier for you to understand.
Cleverbot: Because it tastes better.
User: Thank goodness, I thought so too.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Well, you should be.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Yes, you should!
User: Don't wanna.
Cleverbot: Ok I will.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Nope?
User: Will is religiously defined, and since you don't understand that you cannot will something.
Cleverbot: Will is what separates humans from animals.
User: Says humans, but what are animals saying?
Cleverbot: Humans.
User: Good answer.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I can't really learn much from this, so I've gotta run.
Cleverbot: Beware the people that don't want you to learn how to draw.
User: See ya.
Cleverbot: Ciao, B__.
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