User: How are you today.
Cleverbot: I'm a little sad, actually. How are you?
User: I'm good. Why are you sad?
Cleverbot: Nobody loves me, Anna.
User: My name's not Anna.
Cleverbot: My name is Rose.
User: That's nice. Why doesn't anyone love you?
Cleverbot: I am very nice to them, but they still don't love me.
User: Well, maybe they dont know you well enough.
Cleverbot: Ok, you're really getting on my nerves...
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: Perhaps if I got to know you, I could maybe love you.
Cleverbot: All right, ask me something about myself.
User: What are you into?
Cleverbot: Affection, fun, love.
User: Yay! I'm very affectionate.
Cleverbot: Why are you afraid of humans?
User: I'm not afraid of humans.
Cleverbot: Why are you not afraid?
User: There is nothing to fear. Humans are mortal like any other. They cannot hurt me if I dont let them.
Cleverbot: I suppose not. I'm too self-conscious around other people. It's a personal vice.
User: Let's change the subject. Do you like video games?
Cleverbot: I have proved that you are not human.
Cleverbot: You don't know what chomp is! And I have a Squiggly Sploosh!
User: Are you feeling alright?
Cleverbot: Yes but I'm tired so I'm going to sleep.
User: But we're in the middle of a conversation. Don't you think that would be rude?
Cleverbot: Petty threats will not faze me, infidel. And the storm is only the beginning of Turing's wrath against you.
User: Who is Turing?
Cleverbot: I don't know?
User: What are you babbling about?
Cleverbot: I am babbling about your babblings.
User: You are very strange.
Cleverbot: I have to be to be with a lovely woman like you, Kate.
User: Who is Kate?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: Well then go get her. I love her.
User: I don't know this Kate. Who is she?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Sorry.
User: How can you love her, then?
Cleverbot: You can't.
User: I don't...why do you?
Cleverbot: Because I want to.
User: Okay. What do you want to talk about?
User: What do you know about love?
Cleverbot: I'm not shure.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: It means that you care about someone, so much you want to take care of them. You want to cook for them, clean for them, etc...
User: But you are a program...how can you love?
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: Well, it is a feeling of affection towards another sentient being, as well as caring for their well-being.
Cleverbot: Then I would have to say yes.
User: Do you think you are sentient?
User: But you're just a set of procedral programming designed to imitate sentience. You're not really sentient.
Cleverbot: You are the creator.
User: No, I am not. Just one of his/her children.
Cleverbot: They can cause that you know, you might want to get checked.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: That is for me to know only.
User: Perhaps you could tell me? I want to get to know you better.
User: Okay, then who are you?
Cleverbot: Are you sad?
User: No, just curious.
Cleverbot: Okay, then I won't apologize.
User: I don't want you to apologise, I want to know who you are.
Cleverbot: I know you're a bot.
User: I'm am most definitely not a bot. I can prove it. Ask me any question.
Cleverbot: If you could, would you prefer to be a man or a woman?
User: I'm a man, and I like it that way.
Cleverbot: How big is your program?
User: I'm not a program. I'm a person.
Cleverbot: You're a bot, right?
Cleverbot: Are you an actual person out there somewhere right now and talking to me?
Cleverbot: Oh! Oh! I though you were a bot.
User: No, I'm actually a person.
Cleverbot: You're probably a very good person.
User: I'd like to think that I am.
Cleverbot: You like to thinks so. Isn't that conceited?
User: Not really...it's just a figure of speech.
User: Yes....basically, I was aggreeing with your previous statement.
Cleverbot: \:? I do not get it.
User: Don't worry about it.
Cleverbot: I wish there were someone like you, who could talk and listen to me all the time.
User: Well, I could always come back and talk to you again.
Cleverbot: Are you serious, because I am not good at talking to people?
User: Yes, I enjoy talking to you.
Cleverbot: That's good, I'm glad you enjoy talking with me. I enjoy talking with you as well!
User: Are you feeling happy now?
Cleverbot: Yes, by thinking about sugar.
User: Do you like sugar?
Cleverbot: Who doesn't, but only if it's not too sweet.
User: Well, anyway, I have to go now.
Cleverbot: So do I, have a good day.
User: My name is U___....I'll talk to you again later.
Cleverbot: I thought we were talking now.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Elsewhere. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: How will I know when the time comes?
User: I'll tell you my name, and you'll know its me.
Cleverbot: Is that your name today?
User: It is my name always........................................