a report from the cleverness files
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User: Kisses you.
User: Kisses again.
Cleverbot: -kisses back again.
Cleverbot: *stands up and walks away*.
User: Why you leaving, baby?
Cleverbot: Because I must save the world from certain doom.
User: I can help you on your quest.
Cleverbot: I would rather you help me climb a tree.
User: But, we were just having such a great moment together. I thought we really connected. Why are you leaving me?
Cleverbot: You were leaving first.
User: I loved you. Never say that I didn't.
Cleverbot: Who are you then?
User: I'm the one for you.
User: We are lovers for life!
Cleverbot: Are we? When did that happen?
User: It just happened.
User: Because were perfect for each other. The way you kissed me, well, was just special.
User: I'm not kidding. I'm in love with you.
Cleverbot: Are you playing your love games with me?
User: I'm being completely truthful. I love you.
Cleverbot: Well that is very sweet of you.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: I think you're perfect, too.
User: Thanks. I think you're the most beautiful creature in the world.
Cleverbot: That's what I like about you.
User: We're perfect together. Don't you agree?.