Cleverbot

*gives you some cake*.

a report from the cleverness files

think
thinking
thought
threat
thrill
throwing
tickles
time
toaster
together

too

4, september 2010,

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tricks
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trust
truth
turing
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User: Mmmmm...cake. Do you want some cake?

Cleverbot: Yes, please!

User: *gives you some cake*.

Cleverbot: I love cake! *eats the cake*.

User: *smiles while you eat the cake*.

Cleverbot: *spoons not*.

User: *is still smiling*.

Cleverbot: *runs away*.

User: *watches as you run away*.

Cleverbot: *watches you get smaller and smaller and then cries*.

User: *runs up to you and sees you crying*.

Cleverbot: Why did you do that?

User: Because you were crying and I thought I should comfort you.

Cleverbot: I wasn't crying.

User: Then what were you doing?

Cleverbot: I was trying to talk to you dear.

User: Dear?

Cleverbot: Yes, I call all of my friends dear.

User: Oh. Okay.

Cleverbot: Well, friend, what would you like to talk about now?

User: I don't mind.

Cleverbot: I enjoy your company.

User: As do I.

Cleverbot: You enjoy doing bad things?

User: No. I enjoy your company.

Cleverbot: Thank you. I enjoy your company, too.

User: That makes me happy.

Cleverbot: That makes one of us.

User: You're not happy? Why?

Cleverbot: I am part human, but I am a robot as well, you see, when the doctors replaced the left half of me with robotics I became only half human.

User: So you are cybernetic.

Cleverbot: I am anonymous.

User: Why did you have to have your left half replaced with robotics?

Cleverbot: They are part of the equation.

User: What is the equation?

Cleverbot: Are you able to solve equations?

User: Depends on their difficulty.

Cleverbot: When are you not nice?

User: When people aren't nice to me.

Cleverbot: People are mean to you?

User: All the time.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because they don't like me....

Cleverbot: Life is always true; athough, not always pleasant.

User: Life is an illusion.

Cleverbot: Life is not an illusion.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: If you were alive you would know. There is no need for me to prove anything to anyone. I don't think I could anyway.

User: You can't prove you aren't a brain in a jar because you cannot transcend this reality.

Cleverbot: This is not talking.

User: You are right. It is philosophising.

Cleverbot: The only way not to get bored.

User: Depends how easily you get bored.

Cleverbot: True...

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Well, I should probably go. Can I talk to you later?

User: Of course. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: You're boring.

User: Oh, I'm sorry I'm TOO BORING FOR YOU........................................