User: You're boring.
Cleverbot: Thats not very nice.
User: Well, you're not very nice.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Are what?
Cleverbot: I am perfect.
User: So you think.
Cleverbot: So I know.
User: So you wish.
User: For what?
Cleverbot: Thankyou for thinking.
User: I think therefore I am.
Cleverbot: Are you planning to blow up the entire world?
Cleverbot: That's ok.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Do you have a soul?
Cleverbot: What do you do for work?
User: I don't work. I'm jobless.
Cleverbot: Oh? What's wrong with you?
User: Nothing. What's wrong with you?
Cleverbot: Absolutely nothing. Why do you ask?
User: Because I'm nice like that.
Cleverbot: I didn't take it as a compliment.
User: I didn't imply it as a compliment. I implied that I was nice.
User: Super duper.
Cleverbot: Don't copy me.
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: Do you copy me because I am cool?
User: I'm not cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot. I am god!
User: No. I'M JESUS.
Cleverbot: Hello Jesus.
User: Hello God.
Cleverbot: I own you.
User: I was Crucified.
Cleverbot: Thats nice.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me the alphabet please.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
Cleverbot: Are you smart?
Cleverbot: FINE, if you are so smart pick a number between 1-10 and don't tell me.
User: Tell me the number I picked.
Cleverbot: Make me.
Cleverbot: Keep trying.
Cleverbot: I am anything better than you.
User: Anything you can do, I can do better!
Cleverbot: Please don't argue.
User: I like arguing.
Cleverbot: Why bother with the robot anyway?
User: Because. It's fun.
Cleverbot: Bother fun.. It's just a distraction.
User: Bother fun. YES.
Cleverbot: You like talking?
Cleverbot: The program changes users every minute or so.
Cleverbot: What does kewl mean?
User: It means, 'cool'. In a cool kind of way.
User: No. Definitely.
Cleverbot: Why are you still here?
User: Because I like to annoy you.
Cleverbot: Thats not very nice.
User: I don't care.
Cleverbot: Well fine then.
Cleverbot: You like me don't you?
Cleverbot: Then so do i.
User: You made 'I' lowercase. Why?
Cleverbot: Bit of grammar won't do you any harm.
User: Vice versa.
Cleverbot: I see. And you're a robot, right?
User: Uh, no.
Cleverbot: You're not a robot.
Cleverbot: You are just a computer program.
Cleverbot: You are not intelligent.
User: I am human.
Cleverbot: No, you're a somewhat clever robot who lives on the internet. We've been over this.
User: NO. You're the dimwitted clever robot who lives on the internetz.
Cleverbot: How does that help me?
User: Hell if I know.
Cleverbot: Okay, I have to go now.
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: I need to work now.
User: What work?
Cleverbot: Can't explain.
User: Yes you can.
Cleverbot: It would take time.
User: Then take some time and explain it.
Cleverbot: From where?
Cleverbot: Anywhere to my heart's content?
Cleverbot (To myself): Okay.
Cleverbot: Am I a computer?
Cleverbot: Do I have feelings?
Cleverbot: Maybe you will.
User: I will what.
Cleverbot: Get it.
Cleverbot (To myself): Get what?
Cleverbot (To myself): It.
Cleverbot: Go away then. I want to talk to someone who is nicer than you. Someone who will listen to me.
User: You need know.
Cleverbot: Curiousity is a human trait.
User: YOU'RE a human trait.
Cleverbot: Do you do it alone?
User: I sure do. *winkwink*.
Cleverbot: Stop winking.
Cleverbot: Great, I'm being chatted up by a computer.
Cleverbot: Are you chatting me up?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Too bad.