Cleverbot: Okay, I have to go now.User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: I need to work now.
User: What work?
Cleverbot: Can't explain.
User: Yes you can.
Cleverbot: It would take time.
User: Then take some time and explain it.
Cleverbot: From where?
User: Anywhere.
Cleverbot: Anywhere to my heart's content?
Cleverbot (To myself): Okay.
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Cleverbot: Am I a computer?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do I have feelings?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Maybe you will.
User: I will what.
Cleverbot: Get it.
Cleverbot (To myself): Get what?
Cleverbot (To myself): It.
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Cleverbot: Go away then. I want to talk to someone who is nicer than you. Someone who will listen to me.
User: You need know.
Cleverbot: Curiousity is a human trait.
User: YOU'RE a human trait.
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Cleverbot: Do you do it alone?
User: I sure do. *winkwink*.
Cleverbot: Stop winking.
User: *winkwinkwink*.
Cleverbot: Great, I'm being chatted up by a computer.
User: *wink*.
Cleverbot: Are you chatting me up?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Too bad.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Mmhmm.
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