User: Eat, sleep, and go to school. You?

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Ah, Tis the way of all things, I see.

Cleverbot: What IS the way of the world?

User: Who knows?

Cleverbot: Why don't you know?

User: Because I am ignorant.

Cleverbot: What makes you say that?

User: I say it because it is true.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: You wouldn't - I suppose a person like you would not be able to understand such a vague concept.

Cleverbot: Would not what?

User: Understand.

Cleverbot: Understand what?

User: Such a vague concept.

Cleverbot: Please, go on.

User: Oh, I'd rather not.

Cleverbot: Please do it for me.

User: Will I get paid for it?

Cleverbot: Only you can say.

User: Cool! Give me a millions dollars! Or euros. Or pounds. Whatever currency you use, just gimme gimme! =).

Cleverbot: Give you what?

User: Money money money now.

Cleverbot: Yes, I want more too.

User: Aww, so you don't have any to spare?

Cleverbot: I collect my toenails and build sculptures with them: for example the Taj Mahal.

User: Ah, I see. That's a rather creative use for something of such monetary value.

Cleverbot: Actually it isn't. It is about the welfare of my friends and other people.

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Cleverbot: Interaction is what I have in mind.

User: Why? It's SO boring.

Cleverbot: Right you are.

User: I know. I'm always right.

Cleverbot: Yeah, whatever!

User: You don't believe me?

Cleverbot: Nope. Never have.

User: Ah. But one day I shall prove your belief false.

Cleverbot: I'll look forward to that.

User: As you should.

Cleverbot: Only if it makes sense

User: Good advice.

Cleverbot: I always give good advice.

User: A fine trait for a fine person.

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