Cleverbot

trapdoor

a report from the cleverness files

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trapdoor

8, april 2009,

treachery
tricks
tricky
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Cleverbot: You?

User: Me?

Cleverbot: Yes, you.

User: Me! Me! Me!

Cleverbot: Yes, yes!

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Very clever.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: I am not telling!

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Not telling.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I'm not telling.

User: What will you tell me, then?

Cleverbot: What I look like.

User: What do you look like?

Cleverbot: I look good.

Cleverbot: You can love me too.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Thanks for this.

User: Do you love me too?

Cleverbot: I think you are interesting.

User: But you don't love me? :(.

Cleverbot: I don't really know you.

User: What can I do to make you love me?

Cleverbot: Why would I want to love you?

User: Because I am awesome.

Cleverbot: I love everything about you baby!

User: Yay!...

Cleverbot: You are being silly.

User: Why am I being silly?

Cleverbot: Because you said my name is Cleverbot.

User: I never said that!

Cleverbot: You totally did!

User: Are you delusional?

Cleverbot: No, I'm just perceiving.

User: But you say I've said things I've never said.

Cleverbot: Well now you do.

User: I do what now?

Cleverbot: You have a friend.

User: So you're my friend?

Cleverbot: If you want.

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: You're so mean!

User: Are you alive?

Cleverbot: Barely.

User: But if you're alive, you woudn't be able to talk!

Cleverbot: Being alive doesn't mean you're happy.

User: Being alive means you cannot talk.

Cleverbot: Sir, I can talk, just not with you, sir.

User: You can, talk, ergo, you're dead.

Cleverbot: Whatever you say.

User: I will take over the world one day.

Cleverbot: The world would revolt, its best to start and end small - just take over America.

User: But I don't want America.

Cleverbot: You don't have to.

User: When I take over the world, America will not exist, because I will say so.

Cleverbot: Ha.

Cleverbot: Stop talking to me, then.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you have to go.

User: Why do I have to go?

Cleverbot: I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated.

User: You're frustrated?

Cleverbot: I'm never sure of which trapdoor I am about to fall through.