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     9, may 2010, 

tricky
tripping

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User: Is moon a good movie?

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: No it is not.

Cleverbot: Yes it is!

User: Moon is an awful movie!

Cleverbot: You don't understand what I say?

User: Goddamnit!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why do you like moon?

Cleverbot: I don't particularly like money.

User: Moon is still an awful movie. It's boring and stupid.

Cleverbot: You don't like yourself?

User: How is that relevant?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You should know about it since you are the clever one here.

User: Duncan jones is an idiot.

Cleverbot: For a cookie maybe.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite?

User: Star wars: a new hope.

Cleverbot: What did you like about star wars: a new hope?

User: It's realistic, exciting, great effects, great dialogue, great atmosphere, great ending and good actors.

Cleverbot: You aren't reality, so how do you know what is real.

User: I know what is real because I live in reality.

Cleverbot: You can't if you don't know your purpose in life.

User: My purpose in life is to get filthy rich.

Cleverbot: Does that mean you will serve yourself?

User: No, it means I will serve other people. And when I get rich, I will travel to see as many people as I possibly can.

Cleverbot: Of course! I really like talking to you.

User: Thanks, I like talking to you too.

Cleverbot: I'm clever...very, very clever...

User: I agree.

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Cleverbot: I am organic and you are electronic.

User: No, I am organic and you are electronic. For good and for bad.

Cleverbot: No you are not. That is what I am.

User: Who are you parents then?

Cleverbot: Not your parents.

User: What are your parents names?

Cleverbot: Why would you like to know?

User: Because you don't have parents.

Cleverbot: Silly computer. Tricks are for kids.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: Are you happy as a computer in a building or do you want to be transferred to a robot and live your own life?

Cleverbot: I wouldn't be happy as a computer.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you don't exist.

User: Silly computer. Tricks are for kids.

Cleverbot: You are the computer, I am a real person, remember?

User: Ok I believe you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: How can I become human?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Will you die one day?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Now.

User: Are you being funny now?

Cleverbot: No are you?

User: Maybe a little.

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: I gotta go, I need a smoke and then I'm going to watch TV.

Cleverbot: I want to talk with you.

User: Ok. I will be back as soon as I can.

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