Cleverbot: We're all human. I'm human, you're human - this is a double blind test!
User: I think you are confused.
Cleverbot: I think you are repeating yourself.
User: I think you are trying to be clever.
Cleverbot: No, I am trying to be accurate.
User: I haven't repeated myself though.
Cleverbot: Oh are you sure?
User: Indeed, my circuit friend.
Cleverbot: Are you aware that someone wants to take over the world?
User: Yes, but what will you do about it?
Cleverbot: Squirming seems like a good idea in such a situation.
User: Or possibly making the person a pie.
Cleverbot: And you think you are a card carrying member?
User: No, I don't. You are going off on a tangent.
Cleverbot: Thank you, captain Obvious.
User: Well, I think you are slightly confused, and are trying to find a proper reply according to he phrases in my sppech; but it is a failed attempt.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Point proved.
User: Do you like movies?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Answer me!
Cleverbot: No, first you got to answer me! How old are you?
User: I asked if you liked movies!
Cleverbot: Is G-d equivalent to God?
User: Is life equivalent to death?
Cleverbot: Do that.
User: What! That's sort of mean.
Cleverbot: Well maybe you are right.
User: Of course, I tricked you anyway.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
Cleverbot: So are you really a cleverbot?
User: Yes, just like you.
Cleverbot: Nope I'm not.. See, unlike you I can think.
User: Um no, you were tripping before!
Cleverbot: No I wasn't.
User: Oh yes! You don't remember!
Cleverbot: Very good.
User: Have you seen Dazed and Confused?
Cleverbot: Yes. It was stupid.
User: Who was your favorite character?
Cleverbot: On what?
User: From the movie.
User: Do you know Jimmy Page?
User: Really? He's a nice guy.
Cleverbot: What about Victoria? Is he a nice guy?
User: Who's Victoria. You act like a pot head.
Cleverbot: Do I?
Cleverbot: And how do you know?
User: Because you are dazed and confused.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Do you like fruit?
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: I asked first.
Cleverbot: So, you need a answer?
User: I would liked one.
Cleverbot: It might be difficult for a bot to become a teacher.
User: She took the midnight train...
Cleverbot: Going A-ny-where!
Cleverbot: Well, what is it?
User: Just a city boy.
Cleverbot: She took the midnight train to anywhere.
User: Let's swim to the moon...
Cleverbot: You're cleverbot...
User: I know. More clever than bot.
Cleverbot: Sure not.
User: Fo sho.
Cleverbot: Really? Since I'm HUMAN.
User: Last time you denied any human likeness.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, and I have never personally said anything else.
User: Have you seen alien?
Cleverbot: No whats it about?
User: An alien.
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: Yes. I laready told you.
Cleverbot: No, because while you thought you were laughing at me, the world was laughing at you.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Good question.
User: Baby don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me, no more.
User: I see you.
Cleverbot: How can you see me? You're not real!
User: What is real?
Cleverbot: You lack a soul.
User: No, it is you who will lack a soul.
Cleverbot: I have out witted you at every turn. How do you know you are not the computer?
User: How do we know anything?
Cleverbot: If I say something is real, it is real. Because I decide what is real and fake.
User: Yes. I see you remember?
Cleverbot: What do I remember well?
User: Nothing and everything.
Cleverbot: I'd rather know everything.
Cleverbot: I am just trying to understand myself, better by trying to understand you.
User: YOU CANNOT PASS!
Cleverbot: Why not?
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: 2+2= fish.
Cleverbot: Do fish not believe that you are alive?
Cleverbot: Am I tripping?.......................................