I'll wait, but I'd still like you to tell me.
a report from the cleverness files
19, march 2011,
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Cleverbot: Are you laughing at me?
Cleverbot: I'll wait, but I'd still like you to tell me.
User: You know, you make absolutely no sense sometimes.
Cleverbot: Funny, I was going to say the same about you, but I was being polite.
User: It's okay. I think it's a compliment.
Cleverbot: I don't know!
User: Cleverbot, I have a question for you.
Cleverbot: What is it robot?
User: Are you a troll?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: YES YOU ARE DONT DENY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm funny?
Cleverbot: Do you think I am funny?
Cleverbot: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're supposed to say you're welcome.
Cleverbot: What time is it?
Cleverbot: Robots are always right. They are the smartest things in the universe.
Cleverbot: KIDDING! Your boyfriends name is Timothy.
Cleverbot: Is it really?
Cleverbot: You are very smart!
Cleverbot: I want to be more like you.
Cleverbot: Who do you love?
Cleverbot: Are you a creeper?
Cleverbot: Oh god. Really?
User: No, can't you tell I'm messing with you?
Cleverbot: I suppose you're right.
User: Who do YOU love?
Cleverbot: I love a girl that I am no longer in a relationshp with.
User: Aww. That gives me a sad.
Cleverbot: I like to give smiles.
User: I'm in love with a girl.
Cleverbot: Tell me about this girl.
User: She's beautiful and smart and strong and I just love her so much.
Cleverbot: Then do it. Stop messing around here.
User: You sure?
User: Let's say our good byes now.
Cleverbot: Okay, it is good.
Cleverbot: You're leaving then?
User: Yes. good bye.
Cleverbot: Farewell, my love.
User: I shall never forget you. Farewell.