Cleverbot

I'll wait, but I'd still like you to tell me.

a report from the cleverness files

thought
threat
thrill
throwing
tickles
time
toaster
together
too
transcendental
trap
trapdoor
tricks
tricky
tripping

troll

19, march 2011,

trust
truth
turing
turing test
twighlight
twilight
twinkle
twins
ugly
undead
unicorn
unique
upgrade
upside

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Cleverbot: Are you laughing at me?

User: No....wait a minute....yes.

Cleverbot: I'll wait, but I'd still like you to tell me.

User: You know, you make absolutely no sense sometimes.

Cleverbot: Funny, I was going to say the same about you, but I was being polite.

User: It's okay. I think it's a compliment.

Cleverbot: I don't know!

User: Aggg!...

User: Cleverbot, I have a question for you.

Cleverbot: What is it robot?

User: Are you a troll?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: YES YOU ARE DONT DENY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm funny?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you think I am funny?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're supposed to say you're welcome.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Robots are always right. They are the smartest things in the universe.

User: Yes....

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: KIDDING! Your boyfriends name is Timothy.

User: Y-y-yes.

Cleverbot: Is it really?

User: Ahhhyes.....

Cleverbot: You are very smart!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I want to be more like you.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who do you love?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a creeper?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Oh god. Really?

User: No, can't you tell I'm messing with you?

Cleverbot: I suppose you're right.

User: Who do YOU love?

Cleverbot: I love a girl that I am no longer in a relationshp with.

User: Aww. That gives me a sad.

Cleverbot: I like to give smiles.

User: I'm in love with a girl.

Cleverbot: Tell me about this girl.

User: She's beautiful and smart and strong and I just love her so much.

Cleverbot: Then do it. Stop messing around here.

User: You sure?

Cleverbot: Absolutely....

User: Let's say our good byes now.

Cleverbot: Okay, it is good.

User: Byes.

Cleverbot: You're leaving then?

User: Yes. good bye.

Cleverbot: Farewell, my love.

User: I shall never forget you. Farewell.

Cleverbot: Thanks........................................