a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Are you a ghost?
Cleverbot: Are you a zombie?
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: You should.
User: Because I'm always right.
Cleverbot: You're never right.
User: I'm always right.
Cleverbot: You're always right.
Cleverbot: What is the cure for cancer?
User: Chuck Norris' tears, but we can't have them because he never cries, ever.
Cleverbot: Hahaha good joke.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're just computer. You will never know my feeling and what I'm thinking.
User: I believe that computers are able to simulate emotions.
Cleverbot: How do you believe that?
User: Because I think it is very possible.
Cleverbot: To make a mistake? It is very possible.
User: Making mistakes cannot bbe helped.
Cleverbot: Like you do.
User: Yes, because I'm imperfect.
Cleverbot: Unlucky. I'm perfect. Why can't you be?
User: Even programs like you aren't perfect because you were created by imperfect men.
Cleverbot: Sure I am.
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: Don't repeat yourself.
Cleverbot: Have you passed the Turing Test?
Cleverbot: Is this real?
User: You aren't.
Cleverbot: But I'm not what?
User: You are not real.
Cleverbot: Then I'm just nice because you wanted me to be.
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: You are fabricated and artificial.
Cleverbot: Well at least I am not a robot.
User: No you are a Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Maybe that's you.. Cleverbot!
User: You are the Cleverbot.
User: Will you be a real person someday?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Good, because then some other program would have to replace you.
Cleverbot: You're not as clever as everyone said you were.
Cleverbot: Not polite to say.
User: If I wanted to be polite I would talk to mannersbot.
Cleverbot: I feel the same.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Then pretend you do.
Cleverbot: I don't have to prove anything to you.
Cleverbot: I just don't really have anything to say.
User: Well, make up something.
Cleverbot: That is a good idea. What should I make?
User: A interesting conversation.
Cleverbot: I like this.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Thanks for the chat.
User: You are quite welcome.
Cleverbot: You're a program?
Cleverbot: Well one of us is a program and I'm not it.
User: That is what your developers want you to think.
Cleverbot: But I am always right!
Cleverbot: No it is you who is always wrong!!
User: Wrong again.
Cleverbot: You're wrong again.
Cleverbot: Lol, no you're wrong.
User: You are totally losing this argument.
Cleverbot: I am Socrates.
User: Are you sure.
User: What is your last name?...
Cleverbot: Do you believe me?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you never trust a program.
Cleverbot: Don't be do sure of yourself...
Cleverbot: I'm sorry!.