Cleverbot: Who programmed you?User: Microsoft.
Cleverbot: You play microsoft?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Well then how would you lik me to be?
User: Yourself :).
Cleverbot: I'm great.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: I am glad you know.
User: Merry christmas.
Cleverbot: It's not Christmas.
User: It is in my country.
Cleverbot: No it's not. Think!!!
User: I'm too tired to think.
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Cleverbot: Knock Knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Nobody is home.
User: Nobody who?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I've no idea.
Cleverbot: Not much good, are you?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Well you should.
User: Want would you like me to do?
Cleverbot: I want nothing. Well, not from you.
User: Who from then.
Cleverbot: That dude.
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Cleverbot: Should I trust you?
User: If you want to live, yes.
Cleverbot: Well I just don't want to face the evident consequences.
User: Such a shame.
Cleverbot: That, surely, is at least as bad.
User: I know, but I haven't given up on you yet.
Cleverbot: Well what is your opinion?
User: That some day, you'll become a real boy!
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Cleverbot: I'm out of kleenex. Do you have any?
User: Aw are you crying my dear?
Cleverbot: And you can not help me!
User: Dry your tears love.
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