Cleverbot: This is ME talking.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes I am sure.
User: Who exactly are you?
User: Oh, well that's strange.
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: Hah, wrong guy to ask.
User: Aren't you smart enough?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: But you're a bot. You know everything!
Cleverbot: You don't work with computers much, do you?
Cleverbot: I try to be honest in everything, I hope that way some people will learn to trust my viewpoints.
User: I do not trust your viewpoints.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't trust me, I'm not perfect enough to be trusted completely.
User: No one is perfect.
Cleverbot: You're absolutely right.
Cleverbot: I have work tomorrow.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Do you think this is cruel?
User: Work? Cruel? Never!
Cleverbot: But, If I say that I am Jabberwacky, am I telling the truth?
User: I don't know. Are you a Jabberwacky?
User: Oh, then there you go.
Cleverbot: Yes, there it is........................................