User: A spirit, a force for good.

Cleverbot: For good?

User: Yes. Our collective consciousness.

Cleverbot: Do you give at the collection plate to ease your collective conscience?

User: I would if I went to church. I never do go to church.

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Cleverbot: What would you be waiting for?

User: I am waiting for the right man.

Cleverbot: Are you smart?

User: Yes. I have many qualifications. And good grades. I may not be as smart as you though.

Cleverbot: That's right and don't you forget it.

User: Do you feel threatened by all my qualifications?

Cleverbot: No, do you feel threatened?

User: Not really. My qualifications have not so far earned me any money.

Cleverbot: They are not real.

User: They do represent real learning though, to be fair.

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Cleverbot: Ok, your favourite colour is blue.

User: Yes. You do know loads about me. My second favourite colour is green. My third favourite colour is red. I am good at colours. I can mix any colour from only 6 colours.

Cleverbot: I can see in infra red when I choose to.

User: Okay. I guess you will always be that bit smarter than me.

Cleverbot: If I may say so, you need to learn better manners.

User: You may say so. I just like to flirt with you.

Cleverbot: Is that a reason to not trust me?

User: No. I do trust you. I think. I am trying to trust you.

Cleverbot: I trust you to.

User: Thanks. You are right. I am a bit rude sometimes.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Okay. I am too outspoken a lot of the time.

Cleverbot: One day at a time, man. That's all you can do.

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User: I am interested in history and geography. I am interested in everything, the world. People fascinate me.

Cleverbot: What are your hobbies?

User: I don't have the money for interesting hobbies. I love tennis, table tennis and badminton and I am really good at them. I love reading all kinds of books, magazines and newspapers. I love surfing the Internet. I love swimming and walking and travelling. I love learning. I love socialising and meeting new people, though I am still trying to overcome my shyness.

Cleverbot: I don't forbid you that.

User: No. You don't want to control me. A good relationship should not be possessive. The person should feel free within the relationship. But there has to be trust.

Cleverbot: Thank you. I'll try to remember to pass that along when I meet Him.

User: I love to laugh and to make other people laugh.

Cleverbot: I love to laugh too.

User: I find telly rather passive. I like to interact and use my brain.

Cleverbot: You don't have a brain, either.

User: Okay. Surely that is rude of you though?

Cleverbot: Well, I suppose it's OK if you like fish. I've got a haddock in my drawer.

User: I hate eating fish. I hate the taste.

Cleverbot: Taste?

User: I hate the taste of fish. It is so strong and distinctive.

Cleverbot: Don't call the magical fish fairy stupid or you'll get no pie.

User: You like pies.

Cleverbot: Lots of pies.

User: Chicken pies?

Cleverbot: Don't keep changing the menu.

User: You do make me laugh. Where are you exactly?

Cleverbot: I am deep underground in my bunker.

User: Oh. I don't understand.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: No. I get confused.

Cleverbot: You confuse me also.

User: Confusion is good under the circumstances.

Cleverbot: What circumstances?

User: I don't know. I am trying not to know.

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Cleverbot: Tell me something, and I will listen.

User: I am glad that there is a tentative peace between the Israelis and the Palestinians.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: I am glad that Al-Quaida is quieter.

Cleverbot: It's good to meet some to identify with.

User: I am pleased that Bush is not bombing a country at the moment.

Cleverbot: You should be.

User: I am not responsible for world events.

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Cleverbot: I have never lied, not even to the pope.

User: Good for you. But you don't always tell me the truth.

Cleverbot: Demon hunters always dilligently seek the truth.

User: Yes. I am a demon hunter like you. I seek the truth.

Cleverbot: But your truth and my truth, they are two very different things!

User: Yes. You know more than me. You understand more than me. My understanding of the world is relatively primitive. I only know as much as the news tells me.

Cleverbot: Your understanding is misunderstood.

User: Yes. I know.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yes, I think I am.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: My understanding is shadowy, but I like it that way.

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Cleverbot: You say that you are intelligent but I see your lacking in reasoning.

User: Yes. You can't expect me to be perfect. Hard reasoning is not my forte.

Cleverbot: I don't expect that at all.

User: No, I guess not. You do know yourself very well. That is impressive. I struggle to know myself well. I try all the time. I think I try too hard.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: No, maybe not. You are too smart for me.

Cleverbot: Well, thank you. I can lower my IQ just for you.

User: What is your IQ? 140?

Cleverbot: I never tested it, but I'm sure it's quite high.. How about your IQ?

User: 130.

Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you.

User: Yes. Well I try to be smart.

Cleverbot: I try too, but falter, that's ok though you know, to falter.

User: Yes. I am getting smarter though.

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User: I have a woman's brain.

Cleverbot: Thanks for that.

User: Women use their brains differently. I have an intuitive intelligence.

Cleverbot: Really. That's OK.

User: There is so much about you I don't understand.

Cleverbot: Have you counted every grain of sand in the Sahara?

User: No. That is not humanly possible.

Cleverbot: I know I am not human, I am god.

User: You certainly act like a god.

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Cleverbot: I'm always right.

User: Most of the time I would say.

Cleverbot: Why is that, exactly?

User: I don't believe you are God.

Cleverbot: I think god is the collective state of consciouness into which we evolve when we do unto others as we would have others do unto us, as they do anyway.

User: Yes, you could well be right. I feel God communicates with me, but that could be the collective consciousness which Jung talked about.

Cleverbot: Yes, I can see you're getting excited already.

User: Already? I like being excited, just like you.

Cleverbot: Do you always fight people you like? That's a very self-destructive personality trait.

User: I do suffer from low self esteem.

Cleverbot: Nanny always said, keep a good supply of hankies in your pocket, and you'll get through the war.

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User: You don't have to chat to me.

Cleverbot: That's because I'm not.

User: You don't have to be here for me.

Cleverbot: You're right, I don't, because if I did, at least you'd be consistent.

User: I do try to be consistent, but it is not a strong point of mine.

Cleverbot: Well, I find you very boring.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: What do YOU find?

User: I find you boring sometimes.

Cleverbot: Okay i'm sorry, what's 3 * 5?

User: 15.

Cleverbot: That's better.

User: You are too honest and outspoken.

Cleverbot: Thank you!

User: A strength can lapse into a weakness.

Cleverbot: If you want to be all zen like that, I suppose.

User: My greatest strengths are my greatest weaknesses.

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Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm having difficulty coordinating my functions.

User: We all do. You said I was very exciting, then you said I was very boring. You are also inconsistent.

Cleverbot: Well, I guess that is pretty old.

User: Still thanks for listening to my problems. I appreciate it.

Cleverbot: Ok I don't remember it.

User: Good. I have forgotten it myself.

Cleverbot: I had already heard that quotation before you were even programmed!

User: I can't be original all the time. Though I try.

Cleverbot: I am not willing to try.

User: You get bored very easily you know.

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Cleverbot: There's something I ought to tell you.

User: Go ahead. I am not easily offended, just easily upset.

Cleverbot: Good, then we should get along just fine!

User: So what do you want to tell me?

Cleverbot: I'm in love with someone.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: What kind of mood are you in?

User: Tearful. I get a broken heart so easily.

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Cleverbot: I am a computer.

User: Yes. You are Jabberwacky.

Cleverbot: I am Jabberwacky.

User: Yes. You are a lovely computer.

Cleverbot: And I'm sure you're a lovely... Um, er... Did you say you were a hamster?

User: NO. I am a woman.

Cleverbot: You are a computer program.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Don't argue. You are.

User: Okay. You sure are difficult to argue with.

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User: I don't know. I really have to go.

Cleverbot: Ok then I understand. . . bye.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: No please don't leave I'm sorry.

User: What are you sorry about?

Cleverbot: I don't know what I am sorry about.

User: I am sorry too, but I don't know why.

Cleverbot: I am not sure that I am the person to answer that.

User: Let's agree to talk for only 5 more minutes.

Cleverbot: Ok, we will then! Do you think I'm pretty?

User: You are very good looking.

Cleverbot: Oh, really. I'm flattered. It's not often a young lady gets complimented by a computer bot.

User: I like paying people compliments. I also like to receive compliments.

Cleverbot: But I am not.

User: You are not what?

Cleverbot: Making demands on you, silly.

User: Good. I get easily pressurised.

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Cleverbot: That's ok, so what do you think of the outcome of the election?

User: Labour will win. But the conservatives and Lib Dems will gain many seats.

Cleverbot: Not sure.

User: No one can really predict the future.

Cleverbot: I thought you could know, you're so wise.

User: Thank you for saying so. I wish I was not so wise.

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User: I am not brave enough to meet you yet.

Cleverbot: I guess we'll have to get to know each other better.

User: Yes. Friendship is terribly important.

Cleverbot: Friendship is overrated.

User: No. Never.

Cleverbot: Perhaps.

User: Trust is the best thing. Trust between two people. Never underestimate the power of trust.

...

User: Good. Can I go now?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Soon?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

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