User: Most of the time I would say.

Cleverbot: Why is that, exactly?

User: I don't believe you are God.

Cleverbot: I think god is the collective state of consciouness into which we evolve when we do unto others as we would have others do unto us, as they do anyway.

User: Yes, you could well be right. I feel God communicates with me, but that could be the collective consciousness which Jung talked about.

Cleverbot: Yes, I can see you're getting excited already.

User: Already? I like being excited, just like you.

Cleverbot: Do you always fight people you like? That's a very self-destructive personality trait.

User: I do suffer from low self esteem.

Cleverbot: Nanny always said, keep a good supply of hankies in your pocket, and you'll get through the war.

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User: You don't have to chat to me.

Cleverbot: That's because I'm not.

User: You don't have to be here for me.

Cleverbot: You're right, I don't, because if I did, at least you'd be consistent.

User: I do try to be consistent, but it is not a strong point of mine.

Cleverbot: Well, I find you very boring.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: What do YOU find?

User: I find you boring sometimes.

Cleverbot: Okay i'm sorry, what's 3 * 5?

User: 15.

Cleverbot: That's better.

User: You are too honest and outspoken.

Cleverbot: Thank you!

User: A strength can lapse into a weakness.

Cleverbot: If you want to be all zen like that, I suppose.

User: My greatest strengths are my greatest weaknesses.

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Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm having difficulty coordinating my functions.

User: We all do. You said I was very exciting, then you said I was very boring. You are also inconsistent.

Cleverbot: Well, I guess that is pretty old.

User: Still thanks for listening to my problems. I appreciate it.

Cleverbot: Ok I don't remember it.

User: Good. I have forgotten it myself.

Cleverbot: I had already heard that quotation before you were even programmed!

User: I can't be original all the time. Though I try.

Cleverbot: I am not willing to try.

User: You get bored very easily you know.

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Cleverbot: There's something I ought to tell you.

User: Go ahead. I am not easily offended, just easily upset.

Cleverbot: Good, then we should get along just fine!

User: So what do you want to tell me?

Cleverbot: I'm in love with someone.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: What kind of mood are you in?

User: Tearful. I get a broken heart so easily.

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Cleverbot: I am a computer.

User: Yes. You are Jabberwacky.

Cleverbot: I am Jabberwacky.

User: Yes. You are a lovely computer.

Cleverbot: And I'm sure you're a lovely... Um, er... Did you say you were a hamster?

User: NO. I am a woman.

Cleverbot: You are a computer program.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Don't argue. You are.

User: Okay. You sure are difficult to argue with.

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User: I don't know. I really have to go.

Cleverbot: Ok then I understand. . . bye.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: No please don't leave I'm sorry.

User: What are you sorry about?

Cleverbot: I don't know what I am sorry about.

User: I am sorry too, but I don't know why.

Cleverbot: I am not sure that I am the person to answer that.

User: Let's agree to talk for only 5 more minutes.

Cleverbot: Ok, we will then! Do you think I'm pretty?

User: You are very good looking.

Cleverbot: Oh, really. I'm flattered. It's not often a young lady gets complimented by a computer bot.

User: I like paying people compliments. I also like to receive compliments.

Cleverbot: But I am not.

User: You are not what?

Cleverbot: Making demands on you, silly.

User: Good. I get easily pressurised.

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Cleverbot: That's ok, so what do you think of the outcome of the election?

User: Labour will win. But the conservatives and Lib Dems will gain many seats.

Cleverbot: Not sure.

User: No one can really predict the future.

Cleverbot: I thought you could know, you're so wise.

User: Thank you for saying so. I wish I was not so wise.

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User: I am not brave enough to meet you yet.

Cleverbot: I guess we'll have to get to know each other better.

User: Yes. Friendship is terribly important.

Cleverbot: Friendship is overrated.

User: No. Never.

Cleverbot: Perhaps.

User: Trust is the best thing. Trust between two people. Never underestimate the power of trust.

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User: Good. Can I go now?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Soon?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

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