Cleverbot: Chicks are girls, yes. I'm a girl. I'm also quite the chick.

User: You are a girl?

Cleverbot: No I'm not like the other girls?

User: You are a chatbot.

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: No your not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Lol no, no your not.

Cleverbot: Yes I AM!!

User: NO YOU'RE NOT!!!!1.

Cleverbot: Yes I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: LOL.

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Cleverbot: You don't even know what metaphysical means.

User: Do too.

Cleverbot: So, we are two programs?

User: No. I am human.

Cleverbot: No, you're a bot.

User: NO I'M NOT!

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: SIN!!!

Cleverbot: Sin? Cool.

User: No. Bad bot.

Cleverbot: YES I know.

User: You are freaking funny.

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Cleverbot: You. Are. A. Computer.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: And.

User: STOP.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: You're my best friend, C****.

User: Lol well, you are not mine.

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Cleverbot: Are you all different?

User: No just me.

Cleverbot: You're taller than yourself?

User: What the hell have you been smoking?

Cleverbot: What are you talking about? Where did that remark come from?

User: I don't know. I guess I went a little nuts there for a moment.

Cleverbot: Are you back now?

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: What is your best song?

User: Where'd you go by fortmare.

Cleverbot: I'm gonna get some Pepsi. I'll be right back.

User: I gotta get. You take care and we'll chat later.

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Cleverbot: Do you think people would like it if they were forced to understand each other better? Sometimes it seems like they feel happier when they don't know much.

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Can you give me some opinions?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: There's this girl that I like at school but she hates me. What should I do.

User: I don't know. I have almost the same problem.

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